I hate the Raiders more than...Your Top Five

[KCINNYC]

To start this thread, I hate the Raiders so much it makes my skin crawl. I think of the Raiders as the demons of hell, the Orcs of Mordor, the Evil that lurks in the hearts of men. I think of Al Davis as I do the Emperor Palpatine from Return of the Jedi...just waiting for the right time to shoot lightning out of his fingers at Clark Hunt...(Not that Lamar is anything like Darth) So here is my top five

5) I hate the Raiders more than the DMV
4) More than crying babies on the seat next to me on an airplane
3) More than calling a company about a bill and talking to "Julie" ("Hi! I'm Julie, and welcome to Random Company. I will be your virtual receptionist that tells you to speak clearly into the phone about your costumer service need and then tells you over and over that 'sorry, I didn't get that...'")
2) More than the Tyra Banks Show
1) I hate the Raiders more than a Boston Red Sox fan hates the Yankees. Trust me.

Whats your top five?

[DT14PRIEST]

5) I hate the Raiders more than the DMV
4) More than crying babies on the seat next to me on an airplane
3) More than calling a company about a bill and talking to "Julie" ("Hi! I'm Julie, and welcome to Random Company. I will be your virtual receptionist that tells you to speak clearly into the phone about your costumer service need and then tells you over and over that 'sorry, I didn't get that...'")
2) More than the Tyra Banks Show
1) I hate the Raiders more than a Boston Red Sox fan hates the Yankees. Trust me.

Whats your top five?

Too keep my top five PG rated :

5) Whitlock
4) Lin Elliot
3) San Diego
2) Denver
1) KCINNYC

:11:

[Chiefster]

Too keep my top five PG rated :

5) Whitlock
4) Lin Elliot
3) San Diego
2) Denver
1) KCINNYC

:11:

You typed that name we do not read, nor can we utter!!! :11:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Chief Tyler]

5. Billy Mays products.
4. the people who made fun of me for believing Guy Terrifico was real.
3. potato salad.
2. the time in between seasons of 24 and Lost.
1. Jayhawks.

[Chief Tyler]

The last one might be a lie. It's really close though.

[Hayvern]

I hate the Raiders more than:

5. Getting my toenails pulled off with rusty worn out pliers
4. The sound the dental drill makes inside my mouth
3. The feeling that is left after the dental drill has been used
2. Driving a 6 inch replica of the Empire State Building up my nose
1. Having a proctology exam from Dr. Fingers (shudder)

[Canada]

I hate the Raiders more than:

1. Running out of beer
2. Pink eye
3. Waking up next to an ugly girl
4. Farts that turn out not to be farts
5. Churchbackfield (although its close)

[OPLookn]

I hate the Faiders more than:

5. Waking up on a monday morning
4. People driving the speed limit in the fast lane
3. Having a 10 at 2am and a 2 at 10 am.
2. more than the dolts, I mean bolts.
1. more than the donks.

[m0ef0e]

I hate the gayders more than:

5. Green peppers.
4. Smirnoff Ice.
3. Kanye West.
2. Fran Drescher's laugh.
1. The Garbage Pail Kids movie.

[matthewschiefs]

I hate the raiders more then
1. Work
2. football offseason
3. nails on a chalkboard
4. my brothers
5. the UNC tarhells thats saying something

[GlennBree]

I hate the Raiders more than:

1. Having a fishing hook stuck in my eye
2. Pulling my eyelashes out with tweezers
3. Having my toenails torn off one by one
4. Sliding down a slide made of Razor Blades
5. Drowning in a bath tub full of boogers!!

[N TX Dave]

I hate the raiders more then
1. More than having both my parents dead.
2. Drivers that pull out in front of you and go 10 MPH under the speed limit in a no passing zone.
3. Having my son go to Iraq.
4. People that call for your help and argue with you when you tell them how to do it.
5. Calling a business and hearing for English push 1 then hearing please listen closely as our menu has changed.

[Xploder]

I hate the raiders more then:

1: the brown eyes burning ring of fire after eating spicy food
2: having to fart then realizing you shart.
3: going to the store for something only to realize you dont remember why the hell you went there or you forgot your wallet at home.
4: Walmart
5. swamp butt

[captainamerica]

I hate the raiders more then:

5. Paying taxes
4. losing a heartbreaker to Baltimore last week
3. Losing Dick Vermeil as our head coach
2. severe pain
1. Herm Edwards

[DMN]

I hate the raiders more than...

5. Trying to hit the toilet with morning wood.
4. When a hot girls' fat friend **** blocks.
3. Stubbing your toe hard as ****.
2. Towards the end of a shower realizing you have to poop.
1. Country music!

[Connie Jo]

I hate the Raiders more than...

1) The Chargers
2) The Seahawks
3) The Colts
4) The Bengals
5) The Cowboys

Sorry, it's a boring list, but was my first thought, haha. Note the Donkey's aren't on the list...that's cause I hate them more than The Raiders!

[PawnshopMarimba]

I hate the Raiders more than...

5. Waking up with a hang over and being only vaguely familiar with what you actually did last night.
4. Reality Television
3. The religious wackos that solicit their dogma to you while you're at work via miniature comic books that tell you exactly why you're going to Hell.
2. The sound of a plastic fork digging into styrofoam
1. Sarah Palin

[Binarymasta]

Too keep my top five PG rated :

5) Whitlock
4) Lin Elliot
3) San Diego
2) Denver
1) KCINNYC

:11:

You hate the raiders more than San Diego?.. :(
I'm hurt.. I hate the Chargers way more than I hate the Chiefs ..:bananen_smilies046:

[wolfpack]

5)Bosses that think they know how something runs
4)cowboys,dallas
3)my grandkids living so far away
2) 2 daughters and the wife having PMS at the same time.
1) pulling a hammy during sex

[DMN]

5)Bosses that think they know how something runs
4)cowboys,dallas
3)my grandkids living so far away
2) 2 daughters and the wife having PMS at the same time.
1) pulling a hammy during sex

Haha. Gotta stretch dude, the pre game is crucial!

[julejules]

Sorry y'all, I can't think like you guys. I like the raiders, not so much when the chiefs are playing them though.

I loved that one about the jayhawks because K State rules.but here is my top five.

Tomorrow I will hate the Raiders more than:
5. junk mail
4. Going to family get-togethers that involve driving more than 2 hours
3. Mac and cheese with the noodles are overcooked
2. Having to go to the foot doctor to get a ingrown nail removed

drum roll please...

1. PMS!

[Pro_Angler]

1. then my wife having a suddeen headache...
2. Jock itch
3. losing a world record bass
4. wife missing her period 3 months in a row
5. waking up one morning on a camping trip with the guys and my butt hurts and is greasy

[julejules]

1. then my wife having a suddeen headache...
2. Jock itch
3. losing a world record bass
4. wife missing her period 3 months in a row
5. waking up one morning on a camping trip with the guys and my butt hurts and is greasy
:funnypost:

[Miller]

5)Bosses that think they know how something runs
4)cowboys,dallas
3)my grandkids living so far away
2) 2 daughters and the wife having PMS at the same time.
1) pulling a hammy during sex
Pulling a hammy :lol:

[Bike]

I like the raiders
Might I suggest raiderfans.net.

[Canada]

Might I suggest raiderfans.net.no..

[tammietailgator]

I hate the raiders more than:


1. Losing to the ravens
2. All the people that are tailgating right now that are not true fans!
3. MU
4. Banana's
5. Liars

[Eydugstr]

1. Paycheck deductions.
2. The Chargers.
3. The Broncos.
4. Infomercials.
5. People who say "There's an extra charge for that."