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Sn@keIze
11-10-2009, 02:21 AM
I've got some outstanding news!


Are you a guy?



Are you off the street?



Well you may not believe this. But the Kansas City Chiefs are looking for YOU! and 21 other guys just like you.

"But waitasec Snake, I Didnt go to college?"


Oh no!



But waitasec YOU!!



We are not asking for that! If you are a guy and off the street, then the Kansas City Chiefs want you!!!

"Snake i dont thing u understand. I didnt even have what it takes to finish high school"...........

Oh man, that sucks!

Well do I have good news for you! You have what it takes to play in the NFL!!





If you are a guy, and u can prove you are your an average joe off the street. Then just send a PM to Sn@ke Ize.




























Fine print: If you over exceed expectations on the team you may be released.
Chiefster
11-10-2009, 02:25 AM
:lol:

I'm a guy who has recently came in off the street. Can I play?
Sn@keIze
11-10-2009, 02:27 AM
:lol:

I'm a guy who has recently came in off the street. Can I play?
Hmmmmmm. guess youll have to come in for a physical.

If it shows you that in fact 'u are a guy' and are 'street material'.

You betcha!
Chiefster
11-10-2009, 02:37 AM
Hmmmmmm. guess youll have to come in for a physical.

If it shows you that in fact 'u are a guy' and are 'street material'.

You betcha!

Well I'm pretty sure I'm a guy, I have the proper appendage to prove said fact. :D
Sn@keIze
11-10-2009, 02:39 AM
Well I'm pretty sure I'm a guy, I have the proper appendage to prove said fact. :DWell hey, We do not sexually discriminate. If it is discovered you do have a Vagina........

Doesnt mean we wont consider you a position for Coach of the team.
Chiefster
11-10-2009, 02:42 AM
Well hey, We do not sexually discriminate. If it is discovered you do have a Vagina........

Doesnt mean we wont consider you a position for Coach of the team.

:lol:

If I have a vagina then I've been peeing wrong all my life.
Sn@keIze
11-10-2009, 02:48 AM
:lol:

If I have a vagina then I've been peeing wrong all my life.
Maybe everybody else has been peeing wrong.

Youve got the Coaching job!
Chiefster
11-10-2009, 02:57 AM
Maybe everybody else has been peeing wrong.

Youve got the Coaching job!

Does that mean the twenty-two guys I'm looking for must look like these people?

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2009/11/8.jpg
Sn@keIze
11-10-2009, 03:08 AM
Does that mean the twenty-two guys I'm looking for must look like these people?

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2009/11/8.jpgNo! those arent guys.

You must send those people directly to Sn@ke immediately in this situation.

Sn@ke will "investigate" their attributes one on one.
texaschief
11-10-2009, 03:19 AM
I wish I could try out for SS for real. Give me a couple weeks to get in shape and I'll give it a go.
Sn@keIze
11-10-2009, 03:28 AM
I wish I could try out for SS for real. Give me a couple weeks to get in shape and I'll give it a go.

Texas Chief. You dont understand!

Are a guy rite now?! Are you off the street?!

Then u have got what it takes to miss tackles and commit broken coverage for the Kansas City Chiefs according to Haley!!!
texaschief
11-10-2009, 04:12 AM
Texas Chief. You dont understand!

Are a guy rite now?! Are you off the street?!

Then u have got what it takes to miss tackles and commit broken coverage for the Kansas City Chiefs according to Haley!!!

No YOU don't understand... y'all don't want me in the same locker room as that douche.
Sn@keIze
11-10-2009, 04:29 AM
No YOU don't understand... y'all don't want me in the same locker room as that douche.Nice!!!:bananen_smilies046:
chief31
11-10-2009, 07:56 AM
No YOU don't understand... y'all don't want me in the same locker room as that douche.

I do.

TC for Chiefs Safety position!!!!!
Canada
11-10-2009, 08:02 AM
Can I play? I have my own football. (And two other balls that qualify me for the job)
kilobytes
11-10-2009, 04:40 PM
OOOO ME I wanna play at nickelback!
IlovetheChiefs
11-10-2009, 07:26 PM
Too bad by 22 he means the 11 on the offense and 11 on the defense. I'd love to play kicker or punter for the Chiefs (so that I would be able to live!). But those positions aren't available anyway since Colquitt and Succop are so good.

Wow though, the thought of me on the roster of the Kansas City Chiefs. Wearing that wonderful helmet and uniform. Playing right on the field of Arrowhead Stadium. Having Len Dawson give commentary about me! (granted, the commentary would be quite negative but still!).
tornadospotter
11-10-2009, 08:49 PM
No YOU don't understand... y'all don't want me in the same locker room as that douche.
Tar and Feather party?
captainamerica
11-10-2009, 09:27 PM
No! those arent guys.

You must send those people directly to Sn@ke immediately in this situation.

Sn@ke will "investigate" their attributes one on one.
Why one on one? Why not one on 2 or 3 or 4?
Stumplifter
11-10-2009, 10:36 PM
Why one on one? Why not one on 2 or 3 or 4?

I like your way of thinking !
:bananen_smilies046:
Three7s
11-11-2009, 11:32 AM
I'll be WR if I have the qualifications! I can't get open at all and people who know me call me Ice Hands.
Chiefster
11-11-2009, 03:07 PM
No! those arent guys.

You must send those people directly to Sn@ke immediately in this situation.

Sn@ke will "investigate" their attributes one on one.

:lol:

I trust you will be nice to my nieces.
Pro_Angler
11-11-2009, 03:10 PM
oh oh put me in coach. i wont fall down the first time someone touches me or run into the back end of my lineman cause i like his butt.. im not gay i make gay slurs but not gay...
pbatrucker
11-11-2009, 05:41 PM
Paul Rodriquez on his late night talk show said LJ called the reporters ******s and then walked into the shower with 40 naked men, RIGHT!!!!
Connie Jo
11-11-2009, 09:39 PM
Boys will be boys...respectively said of course, hahaha. :)
tornadospotter
11-11-2009, 11:40 PM
:lol:

I trust you will be nice to my nieces.
I will be the chaperon. :yahoo: