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honda522
04-01-2010, 12:44 AM
Something Grand.
Give me ideas.

stricken721
04-01-2010, 12:46 AM
Call everybody and tell them they have the day off.

Or put a sign on the door that says "Closed in observance of April Fool's Day"

honda522
04-01-2010, 12:57 AM
Call everybody and tell them they have the day off.

Or put a sign on the door that says "Closed in observance of April Fool's Day"
That won't work, we could get in trouble because customers would not come in probably.

stricken721
04-01-2010, 12:59 AM
That won't work, we could get in trouble because customers would not come in probably.

That's true. I don't know dude. If you come up with one post it here so we will know what you did. :bananen_smilies046:

AussieChiefsFan
04-01-2010, 12:59 AM
That won't work, we could get in trouble because customers would not come in probably.
You'd probably get into trouble for pulling a prank anyway. :D

Chiefster
04-01-2010, 11:04 PM
If you ride an elevator then wait until the elevator is near full; jump in at the last second and after the doors shut quickly widen your stance and spread your arms and announce to everyone in the elevator that: "They're out there - they're after me!"

AussieChiefsFan
04-01-2010, 11:06 PM
If you ride an elevator then wait until the elevator is near full; jump in at the last second and after the doors shut quickly widen your stance and spread your arms and announce to everyone in the elevator that: "They're out there - they're after me!"
:lol:

tornadospotter
04-01-2010, 11:13 PM
I pulled off a great one today!

Chiefster
04-01-2010, 11:47 PM
I pulled off a great one today!


I know a great knock, knock joke, however, this one's a bit different; you have to start it out.

stricken721
04-01-2010, 11:49 PM
I know a great knock, knock joke, however, this one's a bit different; you have to start it out.

Knock Knock

Chiefster
04-01-2010, 11:50 PM
Knock Knock

Who's there? :lol:

stricken721
04-01-2010, 11:52 PM
Who's there? :lol:

..Clint?

Chiefster
04-01-2010, 11:53 PM
..Clint?

Clint who???

stricken721
04-01-2010, 11:55 PM
Clint who???

I'm confused... have we made it to the punchline yet?

Chiefster
04-01-2010, 11:56 PM
I'm confused... have we made it to the punchline yet?


:lol:

tornadospotter
04-01-2010, 11:57 PM
Yep!

stricken721
04-01-2010, 11:57 PM
:lol:

This is a thinker..

Chiefster
04-02-2010, 12:08 AM
This is a stinker..

Fixed your reply. :D

Connie Jo
04-02-2010, 02:54 AM
If you ride an elevator then wait until the elevator is near full; jump in at the last second and after the doors shut quickly widen your stance and spread your arms and announce to everyone in the elevator that: "They're out there - they're after me!"

:lol: