Jared Allen is a Beast

[swmochiefsfan]

Man we couldn't have got this guy back any sooner, what a beast. He was everywhere, and if not for the intensity that he brought the game could have ended up alot differently. I'm not saying this guy is D. Thomas but the way he's going it might not be a stretch. I just hope the front office can keep him here, he sure is fun to watch.

[hermhater]

Great post. I am SOOOO glad to have him back into the the lineup.

We missed him so much.

Hopefully the tide has turned.

[luv]

I've decided that I'm saving myself for Jared Allen. He's the man I'm going to marry. I even bought his jersey while I was at the stadium.

[hermhater]

He is a reformed drinker. Can you handle that?

[luv]

He is a reformed drinker. Can you handle that?
I think I'd be willing to handle anything he had to offer.

[tornadospotter]

Man we couldn't have got this guy back any sooner, what a beast. He was everywhere, and if not for the intensity that he brought the game could have ended up alot differently. I'm not saying this guy is D. Thomas but the way he's going it might not be a stretch. I just hope the front office can keep him here, he sure is fun to watch.
Hey Carl, Thats right you! Give this man a good contract! We need him, start the negosiations now, do not wait untill the end of the season, let him know now that he will get his money!
I wonder, does Carl have internet? If so we need to bury him with e-mails about Jarad Allen.

[tornadospotter]

Hey Carl, Thats right you! Give this man a good contract! We need him, start the negotiations now, do not wait until the end of the season, let him know now that he will get his money!
I wonder, does Carl have INTERNET? If so we need to bury him with e-mails about Jarad Allen.
May that new contract include a diamond for Luv

[m0ef0e]

He had 2 HUGE sacks at the end of the first half on third and fourth down. You guys are right, it is great having him back!

[luv]

May that new contract include a diamond for Luv
It doesn't have to be a big one, so it should be pretty easy to negotiate.

[Chiefster]

That will be $100,000 in Arrowcash for using my patented "Jerad Allen is a Beast" comment. Please contact your banker and arrange for the money transfer into my account.

Thank you. :D

[tornadospotter]

It doesn't have to be a big one, so it should be pretty easy to negotiate.
So a Super bowl ring will work?

[luv]

So a Super bowl ring will work?
Hell yes.

[rbedgood]

So a Super bowl ring will work?


Hell yes.

Don't even ask what she'll do for a super bowl ring...it ventures into the TMI territory that she so frequently visits...

[luv]

Don't even ask what she'll do for a super bowl ring...it ventures into the TMI territory that she so frequently visits...
Who? Me?

[Canada]

I've decided that I'm saving myself for Jared Allen. He's the man I'm going to marry. I even bought his jersey while I was at the stadium.

OMG...me too!! :bananen_smilies046:

[luv]

OMG...me too!! :bananen_smilies046:
Cool! Maybe we can have a threesome. :p

[Chiefster]

Cool! Maybe we can have a threesome. :p


...Coming to a porn theater new you!:D

[Canada]

Cool! Maybe we can have a threesome. :p

Should I be all painted up for it?? :bananen_smilies046:

[m0ef0e]

Cool! Maybe we can have a threesome. :p


Should I be all painted up for it?? :bananen_smilies046:

OMG!!! I am forever tainted by this mental image! :beer: :drunkhb:

[luv]

OMG!!! I am forever tainted by this mental image! :beer: :drunkhb:
Why? Is Canada that ugly?

[m0ebr0]

Wow is all I have to say about this. Seriously how do we go from Jared Allen a beast to a threesome. Only with these guys...

[luv]

Wow is all I have to say about this. Seriously how do we go from Jared Allen a beast to a threesome. Only with these guys...
It helps to have a chick with a mind in the gutter, too. :p

[Chiefster]

It helps to have a chick with a mind in the gutter, too. :p

You luv????

NOOOOO!!!!:D

[luv]

You luv????

NOOOOO!!!!:D
:INNOCENT SMILE:

[Chiefster]

:INNOCENT SMILE:

I thought so. ;)

[Canada]

Why? Is Canada that ugly?

I am devastatinly good looking....The RED and GOLD just makes me look a little bit hotter!! :bananen_smilies046:

[Chiefster]

I am devastatinly good looking....The RED and GOLD just makes me look a little bit hotter!! :bananen_smilies046:

Yup, that's either a mega sun burn or face paint. :D

[anaeelbackwards]

Wow is all I have to say about this. Seriously how do we go from Jared Allen a beast to a threesome. Only with these guys...

i was expecting to read more about that too. lol

:lol::fatlock::beer:

[m0ebr0]

i was expecting to read more about that too. lol

:lol::fatlock::beer:

Guess u cant judge a post by the name.

[hermhater]

Is Jared somehow part of this threesome?

I'm confused...

[luv]

Is Jared somehow part of this threesome?

I'm confused...
Yes. It's Jared, Canada, and my lucky self!

[tornadospotter]

Wow is all I have to say about this. Seriously how do we go from Jared Allen a beast to a threesome. Only with these guys...
:yahoo: Sorry I guess that I am at fault here for Hi -Jacking this thread, but it has been interesting so far.
Jared Allen is a beast and we need him to become a force to be game planned against.

[tornadospotter]

Get this man a contract and Luv a Super Bowl Ring.
RED HATS, RED HATS, RED HATS, GO CHIEF'S,

[hermhater]

Yes. It's Jared, Canada, and my lucky self!

Well let us know if he is a beast in bed as well as on the field!

[Canada]

Well let us know if he is a beast in bed as well as on the field!

i wasn't on the field :lol:

[luv]

Get this man a contract and Luv a Super Bowl Ring.
RED HATS, RED HATS, RED HATS, GO CHIEF'S,
It's not the ring I want. That's just a perk. :D

[tornadospotter]

It's not the ring I want. That's just a perk. :D
Well Hi-jack back on. :D

[Chiefster]

It's not the ring I want; just the pork. :D

FYR! :lol:


Where have you been young lady! :D

[hermhater]

naughty naughty boy...

[rbedgood]

FYR! :lol:


Where have you been young lady! :D

Chiefster...I think you need to head to the evening service in addition to the Sunday morning service this week.

[luv]

Chiefster...I think you need to head to the evening service in addition to the Sunday morning service this week.
LOL

Agreed. :p

[Chiefster]

Chiefster...I think you need to head to the evening service in addition to the Sunday morning service this week.

Well, not so strangely enough I think you're probably right. The last couple of comments are strangely uncharacteristic of me, and I apologize.

[McLovin]

Cool! Maybe we can have a threesome. :p
Would love to tape that..

End result though either
1. I post it and am banned for life.
2. I post it and win post of the Month, Year, All time greatest post... you see where im going with this.
3. I hoard it and no one talks to me again.
4. I saw heck with it and join in ruining the numbers game for the threesome, and can never look Canada in the face again.

Maybe I shouldn't tape it.

[luv]

Would love to tape that..

End result though either
1. I post it and am banned for life.
2. I post it and win post of the Month, Year, All time greatest post... you see where im going with this.
3. I hoard it and no one talks to me again.
4. I saw heck with it and join in ruining the numbers game for the threesome, and can never look Canada in the face again.

Maybe I shouldn't tape it.
Out of the three, I'm the one I wouldn't want to see naked if I were anyone else.

[Canada]

Out of the three, I'm the one I wouldn't want to see naked if I were anyone else. Lemme see u naked and I will be the judge!! :bananen_smilies046:

[McLovin]

Out of the three, I'm the one I wouldn't want to see naked if I were anyone else.

Send me the pic and Ill make that decision lol ...

Your a Chiefs fan what can be hotter then that!

[tornadospotter]

Lemme see u naked and I will be the judge!! :bananen_smilies046:
I believe that more than one judge should make that decision, count me in!!:bananen_smilies046:

[McLovin]

I have got to be on that panel!!!!

[luv]

What are we judging again? Whether I look better naked than Canada or JA?

:innocent smile:

[McLovin]

Much love for Canada and for Jared but.. I just prefer to look at women. And women in and out of Chiefs jerseys ... yummm yummm delicioso

[luv]

I bought a Jared Allen Jersey while I was at the game last weekend.

[Canada]

I bought a Jared Allen Jersey while I was at the game last weekend.

I got that one last year. I got Bowe and Pollard this year. Where did u getyours??

[luv]

I got that one last year. I got Bowe and Pollard this year. Where did u getyours??
This one I got at a kiosk at the stadium. I would have gotten it while I was at Sports Nutz, but I wanted to see if the stadium had a women's jersey in my size. They didn't. :( Ended up with a men's large. It's long, but not too bad.

[Canada]

This one I got at a kiosk at the stadium. I would have gotten it while I was at Sports Nutz, but I wanted to see if the stadium had a women's jersey in my size. They didn't. :( Ended up with a men's large. It's long, but not too bad.

Did u go to sports nutz while you were down there?

[luv]

Did u go to sports nutz while you were down there?
Was there at 7AM Sunday morning. Left at 7:15AM to go get in line at the gate.

[Canada]

Was there at 7AM Sunday morning. Left at 7:15AM to go get in line at the gate.

I was there at 7:30 to get my head painted...I knew somethin smelled good that morning

[luv]

I was there at 7:30 to get my head painted...I knew somethin smelled good that morning
I often get complimented on my body spray I wear.

Out to lunch...see ya later!

[Canada]

I often get complimented on my body spray I wear.

Out to lunch...see ya later!

Oh we know!!! :lol:

[Canada]

sweet....much cooler now...i hate computers, I have been yelling at this damned thing for half an hour

[McLovin]

Still not showing up Canada... Is it a pic of Luv in nothing but Chiefs Body paint.. that ... that .... that would be sweet lol j/k

If ya have any puter questions let me know I own a computer tech shop and have lots of hands on knowledge... also 3 computer degrees.


That goes for anyone on the board also not just Canada... although might get back to Canada quicker... lol

[Canada]

Still not showing up Canada... Is it a pic of Luv in nothing but Chiefs Body paint.. that ... that .... that would be sweet lol j/k

If ya have any puter questions let me know I own a computer tech shop and have lots of hands on knowledge... also 3 computer degrees.


That goes for anyone on the board also not just Canada... although might get back to Canada quicker... lol

I think I hit it hard enough to make it work!! :yahoo:

[hermhater]

Still not showing up Canada... Is it a pic of Luv in nothing but Chiefs Body paint.. that ... that .... that would be sweet lol j/k

If ya have any puter questions let me know I own a computer tech shop and have lots of hands on knowledge... also 3 computer degrees.


That goes for anyone on the board also not just Canada... although might get back to Canada quicker... lol

Wow. m0ef0e has a computer shop too. I am a tech too, this whole site is full of tech Chiefs fans.

Cool!

[Canada]

Wow. m0ef0e has a computer shop too. I am a tech too, this whole site is full of tech Chiefs fans.

Cool!

Computer geeks!! :lol:

[hermhater]

Computer geeks!! :lol:

Dude your job is about saving lives. I think you win the career debate!

:toast2::drunkhb::rock_dj::fan_wave2:

[Canada]

Dude your job is about saving lives. I think you win the career debate!

:toast2::drunkhb::rock_dj::fan_wave2:
I'm just pokin fun....i can't get to a call if my computer isn't workin in the truck!

[luv]

Still not showing up Canada... Is it a pic of Luv in nothing but Chiefs Body paint.. that ... that .... that would be sweet lol j/k

If ya have any puter questions let me know I own a computer tech shop and have lots of hands on knowledge... also 3 computer degrees.


That goes for anyone on the board also not just Canada... although might get back to Canada quicker... lol
I'm not little like the chick in canada's sig.

[McLovin]

I'm not little like the chick in canada's sig.
And your point is .. still Chiefs fan.. Female .. just body paint = Hot .. IMO

Still though gotta see the pic...

[luv]

And your point is .. still Chiefs fan.. Female .. just body paint = Hot .. IMO

Still though gotta see the pic...
Check the Faces and Names thread in the picture forum. I'm not naked, but I'm there.

[Canada]

Check the Faces and Names thread in the picture forum. I'm not naked, but I'm there.

Sure you are....love photoshop :bananen_smilies046:

[luv]

Sure you are....love photoshop :bananen_smilies046:
Just make sure you photoshop my face on a hot bod!

[chief31]

Check the Faces and Names thread in the picture forum. I'm not naked, but I'm there.

That is a problem.

[luv]

Bunch of dirty old men! :p

[Canada]

Bunch of dirty old men! :p

I'm not old :drunkhb:

[McLovin]

Im not that old .. dirty nah not really just took a shower ... perv .. but not all that old .. btw saw the pic luv .. still droolin

[luv]

I'm not old :drunkhb:
Older than me! :p

[chief31]

Older than me! :p

I don't know how old I am, but ...

"I'm dead sexy...Look at my sexy body!!!"

:D

[luv]

I don't know how old I am, but ...

"I'm dead sexy...Look at my sexy body!!!"

:D
Okay. :D

[hermhater]

I don't know how old I am, but ...

"I'm dead sexy...Look at my sexy body!!!"

:D

"Get in my belly!"

[luv]

"Get in my belly!"
Yeah. I'm horrible at movie quotes.

[chief31]

"Get in my belly!"

I knew someone would catch that.:D

[sling58]

I think it's funny on this site how we start out talking about Jared Allen being a beast, Which he was in last Sundays game btw, and then go to Luv being naked, which isn't a bad thing, to me thinking about wanting some Chili's Baby Back ribs (thanks 31) .

I LOVE THIS SITE!!! LOL

[McLovin]

I do think that during the night this thread may have run a little off course. And I would have to take a lot of responsibility for that. But man what a night.

GO Chiefs

in the words of Mike Gundy:
Come after me I'm a man I'm 40 lol


Ohhh and Man I love this site too!

[m0ebr0]

This needs to be renamed the random post, we've went all the way from Jared Allen to Baybe back ribs... how?

[sling58]

This needs to be renamed the random post, we've went all the way from Jared Allen to Baybe back ribs... how?

It is a long story ha ha

Back to Jared being a beast!!!

[tornadospotter]

This needs to be renamed the random post, we've went all the way from Jared Allen to Baybe back ribs... how?
Why rename a good thread, after all we are talking about the beast, in all of us. :D

[chief31]

I do think that during the night this thread may have run a little off course. And I would have to take a lot of responsibility for that. But man what a night.

GO Chiefs

in the words of Mike Gundy:
Come after me I'm a man I'm 40 lol


Ohhh and Man I love this site too!

Not the first time a thread has run off course and certainly won't be the last.

[m0ebr0]

Not the first time a thread has run off course and certainly won't be the last.

Its expected... :D

[hermhater]

Why rename a good thread, after all we are talking about the beast, in all of us. :D

I would like to give gratz before admin on your 100 post!

Good job!

:beer::sign0098::lol:

[Chiefster]

Its expected... :D

I've said it before and will do so again: "Threads take on a life of their own."

[sling58]

I've said it before and will do so again: "Threads take on a life of their own."

That is all!