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KCPenguins
11-08-2012, 06:58 AM
the Greatest Show in KC! A 2012 Chief's Joint...
By a Lifelong Chiefís Fan and Current Season Ticket Holder

Hurry, hurry hurry! Step right up and you will see, the biggest circus/sideshow in NFL HISTORYYY!
Led the way by Hunt and Pioli; another win this season, you must be joking!
Tyson Jackson, third overall a fact; a failed defensive end allergic to sacks!
Matt Cassel their leader on the turf; another failed Patriot, Pioliís serf!
Haley the coach with a hat never washed; it could have been worse, Scottís first choice was Josh!
Dexter McCluster, a one-time spark; the 2 nd in í10, we coulda had Gronk!
Tony Moeaki, a fine prospect; if not for health, might have Grahamís talent!
Jon Baldwinís here to spark the offense; A. Dalton taken later, Pro Bowl heís sent!
Donít worry, Rick Stanzi was drafted in vain; the coaches have zero trust in his game!
Out with the hat, in with ted bear; it worked great in Cleveland, let's mimick their flair!
Behold the wonder of the strongman Poe, if only he knew his defensive role!
'Combine heroes we will not draft', Scott Pioli must think fans are daft.
Romeo, the man who can cover two roles; with Toddís past failure, shouldnít better they known?
Stanford Routt, the invisible man; his on field coverage, find no one can!
One minute heís here, the next heís not; Carrís replacement handpicked by Scott!
And now the main event, the stars you see; oh wait they were leftovers from the last regime!
Drafted by Carl and Herm Edwards; Pioliís not happy Ďtil itís his accord!
Berry and Houston, mighty fine picks; the rest of his drafts make fans sick!
Charlesí talent wasted on bad seasons; Winstonís fan comments are nothing but treason!
Dwayne Bowe their most talented wide out, next year replaced by equivalent of Routt!
Colquitt, Succop, the teamís MVPís! 1-7, no leads, patheticÖ you agree?
The Chiefs, the joke of the NFL; listen on game day at what fans yell!
Six bucks a ticket, fans in turmoil; what are you now, the NFL Royals?
Read the banners flying high in the clouds; watch the reduction in season ticket crowds!
Early fourth quarter, fans leaving en mass; to the defense, another Cassel pass!
So come on Clark, the fans have spoken! We want action, THIS FRANCHISE IS BROKEN!!

Coach
11-08-2012, 07:18 AM
Welcome to the forums! Did you write that? Maybe you can print that inside a Christmas card and mail it to Clark Hunt for the holidays.

KCPenguins
11-08-2012, 07:39 AM
Ha ha, I emailed it to Hunt, the Star, 610 and 810 radio on Tuesday. The original plan was a letter, but it just started rhyming.. lol

doobs_05
11-08-2012, 12:41 PM
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