Christmas movie quotes

[luv]

You'll shoot your eye out!

[hermhater]

"God bless us, every one!"

[luv]

I want to be a dentist!

[prough91]

Yippie ki yi yay motherf***er!-Die Hard

[hermhater]

Yippie ki yi yay motherf***er!-Die Hard


:lol:

Nice!

[luv]

Look Daddy! Teacher says, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

[IlovetheChiefs]

"Ugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Got hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!"

[Chiefster]

You'll shoot your eye out!


My favorite!

...Along with:
Oh, my gosh... Does THAT suck?!...
you guys have got an ad with America's favorite old fart
...reading a book in front of a fireplace!
Now...I have to kill all of you!

[chief31]

"That's my son!"

"Alright then, you beat him."

Scrooged.

[tammietailgator]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*&%^$ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that *#%$ this side of the nuthouse.

Clark Griswald.... National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)

[chief31]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*&%^$ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that *#%$ this side of the nuthouse.

Clark Griswald.... National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)


"...Where's the Tylenol?"

[Chiefster]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*&%^$ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that *#%$ this side of the nuthouse.

Clark Griswald.... National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)


Much better Tammie; thanks! :bananen_smilies046:

[hermhater]

"What? You can't see her nipple! Guys? Can you see her nipple?"

"See? And these guys are *really* looking..."

Scrooged.

[chief31]

"How about a nice... uhh... football?"

A Christmas Story

[Chiefster]

"That's my son!"

"Alright then, you beat him."

Scrooged.


"What? You can't see her nipple! Guys? Can you see her nipple?"

"See? And these guys are *really* looking..."

Scrooged.


Who put that moron on the air?!
Brice Cummings, sir. But he can't talk to you right now. He's tied up.
Uh-huh. Yes, in fact he just said that
- you're a flatulent butt-head. - A butt-head?
He's never liked a man in quite the way he likes you.

[chief31]

Who put that moron on the air?!
Brice Cummings, sir. But he can't talk to you right now. He's tied up.
Uh-huh. Yes, in fact he just said that
- you're a flatulent butt-head. - A butt-head?
He's never liked a man in quite the way he likes you.


Sorry HH, but when that guy kicked his cat.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[tammietailgator]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, (penis)less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey (poop) he is. Hallelujah. Holy (poop). Where's the Tylenol?
Again, Clark Griswald, NLCV

[tammietailgator]

Sorry HH, but when that guy kicked his cat.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Or when the cat left that burn mark on the carpet after biting the lights on the Christmas tree - Christmas Vacation!:D

[Chiefster]

Sorry HH, but when that guy kicked his cat.....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, (penis)less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey (poop) he is. Hallelujah. Holy (poop). Where's the Tylenol?
Again, Clark Griswald, NLCV

Classic! ...On both accounts! :lol:

[chief31]

Or when the cat left that burn mark on the carpet after biting the lights on the Christmas tree - Christmas Vacation!:D

Almost as good as the squirrel in the tree.

[Chiefster]

Or when the cat left that burn mark on the carpet after biting the lights on the Christmas tree - Christmas Vacation!:D

If that cat had nine lives - she just spent them all...whew!


Almost as good as the squirrel in the tree.

SQUIRREL!!!!!

[IlovetheChiefs]

"Oh some like it hot but I like it REALLY hot!"
- HEAT MISER (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo)

[Chiefster]

"Oh some like it hot but I like it REALLY hot!"
- HEAT MISER (http://youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo)


Heh! :lol:

[tammietailgator]

All the Whos down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not. The Grinch hated Christmas - the whole Christmas season. Oh, please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or maybe his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the best reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
:mob:

[hermhater]

Classic tammie!

Nice!

[prough91]

Bah, humbug!- Any Scrooge movie

[hermhater]

"Hiiiidy Ho!"

YouTube - Mr Hanky the christmas poo

:lol:

[hermhater]

Bah, humbug!- Any Scrooge movie

Ur a Scrooge!

:D

[Chiefster]

Congratulations, you have single handedly turn this into a truly disgusting poop thread.

[rbedgood]

I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed. ---A Christmas Story

[prough91]

The next word that came out of my mouth was not fudge. -A Christmas Story

[rbedgood]

I don't remember seeing this one....

They sit there and use subliminal messages to suck your children's' minds out! And I know what I'm talking about because I went to junior college for a semester and I studied psychology so I'm right in there, I know what's going on. They make the kids feel like garbage and you, the father, who's working 24/7 delivering mail so you can make an alimony payment to a woman that slept with everybody at the post office, but me! And then when you get the toy, it breaks and you can't fix it because it's little cheap plastic! ---Jingle All the Way

[hermhater]

Congratulations, you have single handedly turn this into a truly disgusting poop thread.


Are you serious man?

That is one of the funniest Christmas carols ever dude!

:lol: