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Chiefster
12-10-2007, 11:58 PM
SAN FRANCISCO
(AP) - A seven-year-old Kansas City , MO , boy was at the center of
a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody
law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,
the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of
beating anyone. :p

prough91
12-11-2007, 12:11 AM
Oh, that is cold.

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 12:14 AM
Oh, that is cold.

Just throwin out some humor there given our current circumstances. :lol:

prough91
12-11-2007, 12:14 AM
If you can't cry, I guess you just have to laugh about it!

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 12:16 AM
If you can't cry, I guess you just have to laugh about it!


Yeah, I like laughing better. :D

tammietailgator
12-11-2007, 01:48 AM
:funnypost:You really had me going.... of course I have been studying like mad all night. and a little confused right now.

stlchief
12-11-2007, 02:14 AM
This is one of the all time greats. But it goes hand in hand w/ this one:

The teacher of the third grade class was asking the kids what their fathers did for a living. Sally said a police officer, Billy said a taxi driver, Sandy said a janitor.

When it came to little Johnny, he said he didn't want to tell. The teach politely, but firmly, told him he had to.

Johnny got very quiet and said: "My father is a male stripper at a gay strip club. Sometimes, if someone tips him enough, he will go behind the club with them and perform on them."

Everyone was shocked. The teacher moved on to the next student but asked Johnny to stay behind when the class went to recess.

"Johnny" she said, "that is not really what your father does, is it?"

"No ma'am" he said quietly.

"Why didn't you tell the class the truth?"

"Because I was embarassed."

"But Johnny, what could your father do that would be more embarassing than the lie you made up?"

Johnny started to tear up and said quietly "He plays for the Dophins."

:D

(even though it's just a joke, I couldn't type "Chiefs" in there...)

prough91
12-11-2007, 02:17 AM
This is one of the all time greats. But it goes hand in hand w/ this one:

The teacher of the third grade class was asking the kids what their fathers did for a living. Sally said a police officer, Billy said a taxi driver, Sandy said a janitor.

When it came to little Johnny, he said he didn't want to tell. The teach politely, but firmly, told him he had to.

Johnny got very quiet and said: "My father is a male stripper at a gay strip club. Sometimes, if someone tips him enough, he will go behind the club with them and perform on them."

Everyone was shocked. The teacher moved on to the next student but asked Johnny to stay behind when the class went to recess.

"Johnny" she said, "that is not really what your father does, is it?"

"No ma'am" he said quietly.

"Why didn't you tell the class the truth?"

"Because I was embarassed."

"But Johnny, what could your father do that would be more embarassing than the lie you made up?"

Johnny started to tear up and said quietly "He plays for the Dophins."

:D

(even though it's just a joke, I couldn't type "Chiefs" in there...)

That was awesome.

:lol:

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 02:20 AM
This is one of the all time greats. But it goes hand in hand w/ this one:

The teacher of the third grade class was asking the kids what their fathers did for a living. Sally said a police officer, Billy said a taxi driver, Sandy said a janitor.

When it came to little Johnny, he said he didn't want to tell. The teach politely, but firmly, told him he had to.

Johnny got very quiet and said: "My father is a male stripper at a gay strip club. Sometimes, if someone tips him enough, he will go behind the club with them and perform on them."

Everyone was shocked. The teacher moved on to the next student but asked Johnny to stay behind when the class went to recess.

"Johnny" she said, "that is not really what your father does, is it?"

"No ma'am" he said quietly.

"Why didn't you tell the class the truth?"

"Because I was embarassed."

"But Johnny, what could your father do that would be more embarassing than the lie you made up?"

Johnny started to tear up and said quietly "He plays for the Dophins."

:D

(even though it's just a joke, I couldn't type "Chiefs" in there...)

:lol::lol::lol:

...And was probably a FA acquisition from the Chiefs.

prough91
12-11-2007, 02:41 AM
:lol::lol::lol:

...And was probably a FA acquisition from the Chiefs.

I think he plays on the offensive line.

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 02:45 AM
I think he plays on the offensive line.

Makes sense.

prough91
12-11-2007, 02:45 AM
He's awesome.

Guru
12-11-2007, 02:50 AM
I think he plays on the offensive line.

What's an offensive line?

Canada
12-11-2007, 02:52 AM
What's an offensive line?

It was that group of guys that were in front of the QB and RBs before Herm showed up!!

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 02:52 AM
What's an offensive line?

I used to know what one of those were.

Guru
12-11-2007, 03:01 AM
It was that group of guys that were in front of the QB and RBs before Herm showed up!!
Oh yeah. I vaguely remember now. Those were the days.

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1063/5078-0098.jpg

Guru
12-11-2007, 03:02 AM
Actually, our offensive line is VERY offensive.

hermhater
12-11-2007, 03:08 AM
So now we have a Pleasant front line?

The opponents D likes to come in and drink tea, and eat crumpets?

:lol:

prough91
12-11-2007, 03:08 AM
Actually, our offensive line is VERY offensive.

he, he, that's a pun.

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 03:14 AM
Actually, our offensive line is VERY offensive.

In fact when asked about his offensive front lines execution, Herm Edwards said that he was all for it.:D

Canada
12-11-2007, 03:14 AM
In fact when asked about his offensive front lines execution, Herm Edwards said that he was all for it.:D

:lol: Chiefster made a joke!! ....and it was actually funny!! :lol:

prough91
12-11-2007, 03:15 AM
In fact when asked about his offensive front lines execution, Herm Edwards said that he was all for it.:D

Ok, that was clever!

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 03:16 AM
:lol: Chiefster made a joke!! ....and it was actually funny!! :lol:

I have my moments; few as they may be. :D

hermhater
12-11-2007, 04:49 AM
What was funny?

Someone mentioned Chiefster?

Are you sure?

:lol:

Chiefster
12-11-2007, 07:58 AM
Ok, that was clever!

I wish I could claim ownership of it, but alas like most everything else I say that is remotely funny it is stolen.


What was funny?

Someone mentioned Chiefster?

Are you sure?

:lol:


Your reflection in the mirror.

hermhater
12-13-2007, 06:01 AM
I wish I could claim ownership of it, but alas like most everything else I say that is remotely funny it is stolen.




Your reflection in the mirror.


Heh!

:lol: