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hermhater
12-26-2007, 05:03 AM
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:11: :D

Chiefster
12-26-2007, 10:30 PM
HH is jealous! :lol:

tammietailgator
12-26-2007, 10:58 PM
I have a few questions....

when did this site start...?
How many have been here from the start...?
and what happens during the off season?

Chiefster
12-26-2007, 11:04 PM
I have a few questions....

when did this site start...?
How many have been here from the start...?
and what happens during the off season?

2003 or 04 I think.

Coach started the site.

I came along some time after, and brought Guru along for the ride.

I have a feeling that it's going to be more of HH's cats and parrots.

hermhater
12-26-2007, 11:08 PM
2003 or 04 I think.

Coach started the site.

I came along some time after, and brought Guru along for the ride.

I have a feeling that it's going to be more of HH's cats and parrots.

I guess I could always switch to Teletubbies...

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2007/12/242.jpg

:D

Chiefster
12-26-2007, 11:17 PM
I guess I could always switch to Teletubbies...

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2007/12/242.jpg

:D

Sure, I haven't deleted post replies and banned people in a little while. :11: :lol:
j/k

...And, once Guru sees what you posted you can kiss that MANCARD goodbye. :D

hermhater
12-26-2007, 11:20 PM
Sure, I haven't deleted post replies and banned people in a little while. :11: :lol:
j/k

...And, once Guru sees what you posted you can kiss that MANCARD goodbye. :D

Of course you wait until it's too late for me to remove it.

Oops!

:D

Chiefster
12-26-2007, 11:23 PM
Of course you wait until it's too late for me to remove it.

Oops!

:D

...But, of course! :11: :lol:

tornadospotter
12-29-2007, 12:13 PM
Sure, I haven't deleted post replies and banned people in a little while. :11: :lol:
j/k

...And, once Guru sees what you posted you can kiss that MANCARD goodbye. :D


Of course you wait until it's too late for me to remove it.

Oops!


...But, of course! :11: :lol:

:D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Well that sucks's bye bye HH man card. Me thinks it will take more than cats, to get it back! :D

Chiefster
12-29-2007, 12:55 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Well that sucks's bye bye HH man card. Me thinks it will take more than cats, to get it back! :D

Heh! :lol:

rbedgood
01-04-2008, 12:27 AM
Wow, I had heard about the TT post, but finally caught up to reading it...question for Guru, if one doesn't make a reasonable effort to recover one's MANCARD after a couple weeks, does the card expire?!

Seems to me HH, it's time to step up and act like a man...or else...

YouTube - Milwaukees Light

While I was looking for this I found the following montage...Chiefster, you'll really like the 4th one...

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Guru
01-04-2008, 12:31 AM
So THIS is the suspect post that Chiefster did my job for me?

HH, I ought to ban you for a week for putting that big of a pic up there of that particular "group".

Clean up your act man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rbedgood
01-04-2008, 01:02 AM
So THIS is the suspect post that Chiefster did my job for me?

HH, I ought to ban you for a week for putting that big of a pic up there of that particular "group".

Clean up your act man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HH...

Start by memorizing the following





Man Laws

This is the original Man Law Group. The First. Others may say that parts of this group were plagiarized. No parts of this group have been taken from any other group. All laws past #48 have been submitted by the loyal members of Man Law. We will continue to add new laws. Anybody who tells a member that this group needs to be deleted needs to shut the hell up. We here at Man Law are not out to offend anybody. We are not racists, we are not bigots, and we are not sexist. I love women as much as I love beer and contact sports. We are simply a group of people with common interests and who are expressing and exercising their 1st amendment rights. If you have a problem you can choose to move on. Unfortunately you will not be one of those fortunate people whose life will be positively changed by Man Law. I feel sorry for them. If someone feels it necessary to bash Man Law, you just tell them that you and your 450000 homies are going to ďeducate" them.
1. No wasted beer in the name of humour.
2. It has been made official that under no ircumstances should the male have to pay for birth control
3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month waiting period till she can be touched. If he breaks up with her itís a 6 day waiting period.
4. If two or more males arrived at a party by a single car, and the driving male is hooking up with a girl, it is the responsibility of the other males to find other ways home. (The exception to this law is if the driver is hooking up with his own girlfriend, the law is then void and the driver still holds full responsibility of driving his friendís home)
5. Short shorts have been bannedÖ Unless in a participating in a sporting event that demands shorter shorts. Also no real man should be allowed to pop his collar.
6. Every man shall allow one empty urinal of separation in a bathroom with three or more urinals; law is void if there are dividers in between each urinal.
7. If a girl and a guy are not officially dating then it can't be considered cheating. However...if the guy cheats with a girl that is less attractive to the one he is originally interested in then he is either... A) Drunk or B) Dumbass. This then gives the original girl the right to either get mad or laugh at you.
8. No one should ever steal a man's alcohol from that man's cooler...this is the only law that suffers the penalty of death.
9. When bringing condoms to a party it is a man's responsibility to pack two in his pockets and one in his car as a spare in case a friend is in desperate need.
10. No heavy fornication in a friend's bed. Or just wash the sheets.
11. No man shall every use a rolling backpack. If you can't carry the bag then youíre not a man.
12. If another man's fly is down, you didn't see anything and may not make a comment about it.
13. When a man is borrowing a buddies tool or other equipment, if the borrower puts any scratches or brings it back with any noticeable wear, then he is required to do one of the following: If the item costs under 50 bucks, you are required to replace it. If the item costs
over 50 bucks, you are required to give him a case of beer, because hey...who wants to spend more than 50 bucks on something that isn't yours.
14. When your friend picks up a hot girl...however the hot girl has an ugly friend...it is only right that you operate as a wing man doing whatever it is you got to do to help your buddy have some time alone with the hot girl. As men we are obligated to sacrifice and
pay it forward for each other knowing that the favour will one day be replayed.
15. When calling shotgun, all riders of the car must be outside, and shotgun can only be
called when the car is in view. Riders in the car are not allowed to run to shotgun and steal it before the person who called and deserves it arrives there. The driver of the car has no authority to decide on who gets shotgun. If a legitimate confrontation comes up where the rightful owner of the shotgun can not be determined then it will be decided
by one round of paper rock scissors (with no shoot). If the two contenders tie 5 times in a row then the rightful owner of the shotgun is to be decided by a UFC cage match in which the first blood drawn decides the rightful owner of shotgun.
Addendum to Man Law No. 15:
If at any point during the process of determining the shotgun rider a hot girl hints that she would like to sit up front the driver has the sole right to declare her the shotgun rider and depending upon the situation may even deny rides to all other passengers. However, if
said hot girl is an exof any passenger they may overrule the driver's decision and make her ride in the back. Additionally, if all passengers happen to be female then revert back to original method of deciding shotgun rider substituting mud wrestling for UFC cage
match. The winner then gets either a cold water hose down or shotgun the next ride unless the car is really ****ty and the owner doesnít care about muddy seats.
16. It is PAPER, ROCK, and SCISSORS with no shoot. If you must say shoot, it has to be agreed upon by both men and a witness has to be present and somewhat sober.
17. When toasting with beers you clank with the bottom.
18. You poke it you own it.
19. The head nod is an acceptable way to greet another guy when simply walking past. No words are needed to be said. An upward nod is for friends, a downward nod is for fellow men.
20. If a man is on vacation to a state that does not border his own, or any other country, it is not considered cheating if he so chooses to engage in sexual activity with a girl other than his girlfriend. Although he should be fully aware that his girlfriend may not see eye to eye if she was to ever find out.
21. A man should not masturbate more than 3 times in a day to insure being ready for any unknown or known late night action. Assisting Girls does not countÖ rule is in exception if male party is in a bet to set a record of number of times in a day.
22. A man shall never wear any article of women's clothing (I.E Ö Girls Jeans/Pants!) unless they are the loser of such a betÖ or if a man is figuratively in a girls pantsÖ (Or any other article of clothing).
23. No man in any circumstance, unless mocking a violator of this law, should pop his collar.
24. A man should never be denied the right to adjust himself or place his hands down his pants under any circumstances.
25. Being a Pirate should be considered a Manly job because pirates get two types of booty.
26. All men must eat meat. A ****load of meat; if not borderline carnivore. For no reason should a man ever be a vegetarian, or eat sick **** like tofu. Also no man should consume any food with the terms "diet", "fat free", or any other healthy suggesting terms
for the sake of "watching his weight" or dieting.
27. Every man is required to learn some form of Poker before he dies.
28. If a man ever does something wrong a simple "OOPS", "My Bad", or any variations of
cuss words that get the point across will suffice, no need to say "I'm Sorry"
29. No man should ever hook up with his best friend's girl, no matter how hot she is. This is
in effect while they are dating or "together." If they are separated refer to Law 3 for the proper way to handle the situation. (Side Advice: Less guilt is involved if she comes on to you.
30. under no circumstance should any one man ****block another mans attempt at
getting some tang. Letís just leave that up to the tangs fat friend. Please note that
****blocking will result in a suspension of your Man status and its privileges, and will result
in the title Man*****.
31. Every man should watch sports center at least once a day, though multiple viewings
are recommended so that one can hold his own in any debate on sports that may arise
that day.
32. Under no circumstances shall any man lay a hand on a female or a child in violence.
Spanking of a woman's *** or pulling of the hair is permitted if done on request. Corporal
punishment is permitted excluding obvious extremes. Punishment for the attacking male
is that if other men see the assault taking place they having the right to take him out
back behind a building and show him how to fight with real men. In this situation more
than one man may be used in the attacking of said woman beater because he clearly
doesnít mind an unfair fight seeing as he was hitting a lady or a child to begin with. A call
to the police is a very last resort and should only be used is said male is over 6' 5" 250lb. or
an ufc cage fighter. A kick to the crotch is only called for in cases of rape. If it is merely a
guy beating a woman, defenseless child, or elderly people then a legitimate beating is
called for, but no shots to the crotch. If it is a case of rape however, multiple shots to the
crotch are called for. The punishment must fit the crime and since rape is using that area
of the body, it is ok to inflict damage to it.
33. If a woman is present whether family or friend no man under any circumstances shall
make their own food or pour their own drinks unless it is a special holiday such as,
Mother's day, Birthday's, or St. Patrick's day or if the woman cannot keep up with the
pace you want your drink poured. Law is void if significant grilling is involved.


to be continued

rbedgood
01-04-2008, 01:05 AM
Continued...



34. No man shall ever watch a soap opera ever! Period! If this law is broken, it will result in
the lowering of status from man to Man***** and the questioning of the liking of opposite
gendered relationships.
35. Women can't drive.
36. In the court of Man Law the statement "I was Drunk" will have the same effect as an
insanity plea (reduced punishment) in standard court provided the defendant's blood
alcohol level exceeds .10.
37. If any male is caught violating a Man Law in serious context, as a form of punishment
he should be disowned of his manly name, only to receive the title of "Man*****" from his
peers and colleagues. Forgiveness is pending the severityof the broken law...or a case of
beer to all his offended peers as a token of respect to what is manly...and what is not.
38. Any man that is old enough and is not in the army should at least support the troops,
even if you donít agree with the war they are your country men fighting to protect you
and you should show them your support
39. No more crushing of empty beer cans or your forehead. Modern, thinner cans make
the feat less impressive than with cans of years past.
40. If you take beer to a party the tuck rule is in play when leaving, you may take one
beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket.
41. Do not have a conversation at a urinal.
42. A man will not live in his parentís house past the age of 27 unless they are ill or he is in
the war.
43. All men have the right to remain silent when asked by a woman "do you like this". And
the right to leave the room.
44. Sex is more important then talking
45. No man under any circumstance shall use lip balm.
46. Grilling, regardless of weather,is always the first choice for cooking.
47. No man shall ever own a dog smaller then a housecat
48. Men will invite other men to Man Law
49. No man shall ever turn down free beer because "itís not their brand."
50. No man shall be shamed if they are passed out with their shoes off in your place. If
the person passes out outside of the house, then they are fair game shoes or not.
51. It is acceptable for a man to publicly situate and/or scratch himself in the region of
the gonads. If at a formal conference, then do so discretely. If at a football party,
scratch away, just no handshakes.
52. The morning after, if a beer has been left on the table, no matter the temperature, it
is acceptable to consume this item with food, such as its counterpart, cold pizza.
53. If you spill a manís beer, you buy the next round/refill the cup.
54. Nursing a beer is unacceptable. The bottle/can/cup should never reach lukewarm
temperature with beer still in it. If you canít drink it in said time, donít open it. If you cant
drink it in said time, your man status will be up for review.
55. Always accept beer from a stranger, but only if unopened/capped.
56. It is never a manís responsibility to empty the trash while drinking. Beer cans may be
staked or crushed while the bottles may be thrown into neighbourís lawn.
57. A man does not have to like another man to drink his beer. Beer is beer.
58. It is acceptable for a man to break man laws, if no other option is humanly possible, in
the pursuit of the opposite sex. His actions will be given leeway.
59. The bachelorís party is exclusively male. (except the entertainment).
60. No man may ever sell a beer to a friend. Itís understood that said friend will repay
beer with beer later. Under no circumstance may the replacement beer be of a lesser
quality.
61. A man purse is still a purse.
62. No man shall dance for fun unless itís to increase his chances with a member of the
opposite sex.
63. Body paint is only acceptable on a man if itís on game day and to support his team.
64. No man shall bring a woman to the guyís night out. This is punishable by verbal abuse
for life.
65. If you do not sweat, itís not a sport. (People sweat during Beer Pong.)
66. If a large snake catches a man off guard and bites, said man is allowed to scream
once.
67. No man shall wear a beret unless itís for his military service.
68. When lifting weights, it is acceptable for a man to wear compression shorts under the
regular shorts. No man shall ever wear compression shorts alone.
69. No man shall ever, under and circumstance, share an umbrella with another man.
70. No two men are allowed to enter a revolving door together. Unless it involves a race
were the winner receives a combination of the following: beer, food, sex.
71. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you
loved me, you'd know what I want" gets an Xbox. End of story.
72. Keeping beer from other's by hiding it in the fridge is not permissible. Besides, sharing is
caring.


to be continued

Guru
01-04-2008, 01:10 AM
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

hermhater
01-04-2008, 01:11 AM
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Testosterone.

rbedgood
01-04-2008, 01:13 AM
continued...



73. Wives and girlfriends may not store items other than beer in the garage fridge. It is for
beer only.
74. A man may publicly rebuke another man only if the first man has the man law and
number memorized. Otherwise the rebuke must be in private. Furthermore, any man who
has the man laws memorized will be deemed a "higher" man.
75. In no situation is it acceptable to sit cross-kneed. You either sit with feet-crossed, no
cross, or stand.
76. Men are allowed to lick the plate when done but only when alone or with other men.
77. A man should be able to determine a diesel engine by sound alone.
78. While smiling, no man shall stick his tongue between his teeth.
79. It should be understood that while, yes, cheerleading is not a sport, and it is perfectly
accepted to watch.
80. If a man is punched, and the hit is rubbed, he is punched again in the same area
twice.
81. A man should be able to lucidly explain the rules of one or more of the following
sports: Football (not the European kind), Baseball, Lacrosse, orIce Hockey.
82. The dressing of any pet for any reason is not acceptable...any garment that is not a
part of the animal shall not be allowed to be attached to that animal...exceptions are
collars, leashes, etc. exception to this rule are monkeys.
83. Under no circumstances shall any man drink wine cooler...ever...unless beer or liquor is
completely unattainable. This includes anything (non liquor) fruit flavoured that comes in
a bottle.
84. Under no circumstances shall a man ever defer control of the television remote to a
female.
85. There are three reasons for which a man is allowed to cry.
1. He is hit in the genitals with anything traveling over 10mph.
2. Your date is using her teeth.
3. Anna Kournikova gets married.
86. When watching a "catfight" it is perfectly acceptable to choose sides. It is also
perfectly acceptable to pray for rippage of clothing.
87. When in a public shower, no man will look below the shoulders. Also, no eye-to-eye
contact for more than one second is allowed. If eye contact occurs, nod upwards, and
look away.
88. No man under any circumstances should have to explain the use of a power tool to
another man.
89. Never should man give a woman the credit card. No exceptions.
90. No man should talk on a telephone to a girl longer than he will have sex with her.
91. Every man should smoke at least one premium cigar in his life. Not any swisher sweet
crap either. Cohiba, Monte Cristo, CAO.
92. No man shall ever read an instruction manual. If the man does not know how to use
the item trial and error shall be used until the correct functionis determined.
93. No man shall be held accountable for any promise he makes while drunk unless it
was a bet.
94. When questioned by a friend's girlfriend, you need not and should not provide any
information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.
95. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of
jail within 24 hours.
96. A best man's toast may not include any of the following phrases, "down in Tijuana",
"one time when we were all piss drunk", or "and this girl had the biggest rack you ever
saw".
97. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination,
beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bull****!" (Exception: when trying
to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)
98. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another man is 5 minutes. The
maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of
hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
99. *****ing about the brand of free beverages in your buddy's refrigerator is forbidden.
But gripe at will if the temperature is not suitable.
100. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own - grill, car, firstborn child -
within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered "lucky" are not applicable in this
case.
101. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot
babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your
good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.
102. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they
demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean.
103. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact,
even remembering your best friendís birthday is optional)

to be continued

hermhater
01-04-2008, 01:14 AM
HH...

Start by memorizing the following

It has been printed and placed in the binder next to me.

Good call!

rbedgood
01-04-2008, 01:15 AM
continued (final post)



104. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriendís cat, even if it
was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.
105. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask
the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask whose playing. You should
know such things.
106. If your girlfriend asks to set your friend up with her ugly, whiny, loser friend of hers, you
must grant permission, but only if you have ample time to warn your friend to prepare his
excuse about joining the priesthood.
107. When picking players for sports teams it is permissible to skip over your buddy in
favour of better athletes - as long as you donít let him be the last sorry son of a *****
standing on the sideline.
108. Never join your girlfriend in ragging on a buddy of yours... unless she is withholding
sex, pending your response.
109. You can not rat out a friend who show's up to work or class with a massive hangover,
however you may: hide the aspirin, smear his chair with limburger cheese, turn the
brightness on his computer way down so he thinks its broken, or have him paged every
seven minutes.
110. The morning after you and a babe, who was formerly "just a friend", go at it, the fact
that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to jump on her again before there is
a discussion about what a big mistake it was.
111. Everybody is Irish on St. Patrickís Day. And as such said people must consume
alcohol on St. Patrickís Day. Green and/or gold body paint may be worn, but no glitter.
112. When passing another man in a tight area where contact is possible, hole to hole or
pole to pole is only acceptable. If it is pole to pole no eye contact should be made. If
any detour from this is spotted by any onlooking men, possible labels such as "***" may
be deemed necessary. Resulting immediate demotion in man status.
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hermhater
01-04-2008, 01:16 AM
Fire up the ol' printer again...

:lol:

Coach
01-09-2008, 09:57 AM
Man laws........I love it.