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CHIEFS_FN_ROCK
01-20-2008, 12:34 AM
With the coming tornado season in mind we are
announcing the new KANSAS CITY AREA TORNADO PROCEDURE.
Please head directly to Arrowhead Stadium as soon as
the tornado warning is in effect. We are certain that
there is no possible way a touchdown could occur
there. Thank you.

hermhater
01-20-2008, 12:35 AM
I have heard that somewhere before...

Still makes me sad.

CHIEFS_FN_ROCK
01-20-2008, 12:43 AM
hes just mad cause i sent this to him..hes a packer fan.......................... Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon, a Cowboys fan, a Packers fan, a Dolphins fan and a Chiefs fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most "die-hard" fan.
Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Cowboys fan proclaimed to the other four?"This is for the Dallas Cowboys!" and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice.
Not to be outdone by a Cowboys fan, the Dolphins fan jumped up and said?"This is for the Miami Dolphins!" and threw himself off the mountain, again, as a form of sacrifice.
Refusing to be outdone by the Cowboy and Dolphins fans, the Chiefs fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs? "This is for the Kansas City Chiefs!" and without any hesitation, pushed the Green Bay Packers fan off the mountain. :lol:

prough91
01-20-2008, 01:07 AM
A elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in Oakland and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, she explains to her
class that she is a Raider's fan. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they, too, are Raider fans. Everyone in the class
raises their hand expect one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well if your not a Raiders
fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Kansas City Chief fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Kansas City Chief fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Kansas City, and my mom is a
Kansas City Chief fan and my dad is a Kansas City Chief fan, so I'm a Kansas City Chief fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's
no reason for you to be a Kansas City Chief fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and
you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be
then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Oakland Raider fan."

hermhater
01-20-2008, 01:13 AM
A elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in Oakland and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, she explains to her
class that she is a Raider's fan. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they, too, are Raider fans. Everyone in the class
raises their hand expect one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well if your not a Raiders
fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Kansas City Chief fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Kansas City Chief fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Kansas City, and my mom is a
Kansas City Chief fan and my dad is a Kansas City Chief fan, so I'm a Kansas City Chief fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's
no reason for you to be a Kansas City Chief fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and
you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be
then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Oakland Raider fan."

:lol:

Funny stuff man!

prough91
01-20-2008, 02:13 AM
After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America's recreational preferences:
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: bowling.
3. The sport of choice for blue-collar workers is: football.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: baseball.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is: tennis.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is: golf.
Conclusion: The higher you rise in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

prough91
01-20-2008, 02:14 AM
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers "241."

"That is wonderful!," says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!" Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!," responds Albert. "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!"
Albert goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "51."
Albert responds, "How 'bout them Raiders?"

prough91
01-20-2008, 02:16 AM
H-squared and Canada was leaving Arrowhead after a game. H-squared was driving when he spotted a Raiders' fan walking along the road. For fun, he swerved near him, veering away just in time.

Though he was certain he had missed the guy, he heard a loud THUD.
H-squared glanced in his mirrors but didn't see anything. "What was that?" he asked canada in the back seat. "I thought I missed that Raiders' fan."
"You did" replied canada, "But I got him with the door."

prough91
01-20-2008, 02:18 AM
In order to save his marriage, a brilliant Chiefs fan married to a slow-witted Chargers fan agrees to undergo experimental brain surgery to lower his IQ so that he too can root for the Chargers.
After the procedure, as he's being wheeled into recovery, the surgeon goes up to the man's wife. "I have awful news," he says. "We accidentally removed too much brain tissue, and the outlook for your husband is grim."
"Oh no, Doctor," says the wife, "what will that mean for him?!?"
Then, to her horror, she hears her husband weakly moaning: "Let's... go... Raiders..."

hermhater
01-20-2008, 02:33 AM
:lol: to the 4th power!

Nice!

AkChief49
01-20-2008, 03:09 PM
all very funny!!!

PawnshopMarimba
01-20-2008, 07:24 PM
Old as hell, but still a favorite of mine:

Bad news: I went outside to my car the other day to find 4 tickets tucked underneath the windshield wiper


Worse news: They were Chiefs tickets.

hermhater
01-20-2008, 07:35 PM
Old as hell, but still a favorite of mine:

Bad news: I went outside to my car the other day to find 4 tickets tucked underneath the windshield wiper


Worse news: They were Chiefs tickets.

I still have my Chiefs tickets (thanks YZILLA) from the Titans game.

They didn't even bother taking the stubs!

Chiefster
01-21-2008, 12:09 AM
How about I place this thread were it belongs.

tammietailgator
01-21-2008, 12:36 AM
A elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in Oakland and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, she explains to her
class that she is a Raider's fan. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they, too, are Raider fans. Everyone in the class
raises their hand expect one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well if your not a Raiders
fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Kansas City Chief fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Kansas City Chief fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Kansas City, and my mom is a
Kansas City Chief fan and my dad is a Kansas City Chief fan, so I'm a Kansas City Chief fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's
no reason for you to be a Kansas City Chief fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and
you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be
then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Oakland Raider fan."
A guy out watching the ku mu game sat night had a similar shirt on that had that on the back... except ku fan vs mu fan :)

Canada
01-22-2008, 12:48 PM
I still have my Chiefs tickets (thanks YZILLA) from the Titans game.

They didn't even bother taking the stubs!

I but a pack of trading cards at the stadium every time I go to a game and then frame with the ticket stubs. They look pretty good!!

hermhater
01-22-2008, 01:01 PM
I but a pack of trading cards at the stadium every time I go to a game and then frame with the ticket stubs. They look pretty good!!

That kicks ***! I can't wait to come up and see your garage!

:yahoo:

Canada
01-22-2008, 01:03 PM
That kicks ***! I can't wait to come up and see your garage!

:yahoo:

Anytime brother, just gimme some warning. I might take a little saving to stock enough beer for both of us!! :bananen_smilies046:

hermhater
01-22-2008, 03:12 PM
Anytime brother, just gimme some warning. I might take a little saving to stock enough beer for both of us!! :bananen_smilies046:

I'll bring Natty Lite!

:D

Canada
01-22-2008, 04:35 PM
I'll bring Natty Lite!

:D

Please don't

hermhater
01-22-2008, 09:37 PM
Please don't

How much does it cost in Canada?

Canada
01-23-2008, 01:09 PM
How much does it cost in Canada?

:lol: you can't get that crap here :lol:

hermhater
01-23-2008, 02:56 PM
:lol: you can't get that crap here :lol:

Seriously?

That sucks. I guess I will have to drink whatever is available!

:bananen_smilies046:

Canada
01-23-2008, 02:57 PM
Seriously?

That sucks. I guess I will have to drink whatever is available!

:bananen_smilies046:

You may want to bring some with you, once you drink some Canadian beers, you will never go back to that crap!!

hermhater
01-23-2008, 02:59 PM
I'll bring Natty Lite!

:D


Please don't


You may want to bring some with you, once you drink some Canadian beers, you will never go back to that crap!!

Friggin' schizo!

Make up your mind!!!

:lol:

Canada
01-23-2008, 03:00 PM
Friggin' schizo!

Make up your mind!!!

:lol:

I said don't bring any FOR ME. You may need to bring some for yourself. Illiterate

hermhater
01-23-2008, 03:20 PM
I said don't bring any FOR ME. You may need to bring some for yourself. Illiterate

You'll drink what I tell you and you will like it!

:bananen_smilies046:

Canada
01-23-2008, 03:21 PM
You'll drink what I tell you and you will like it!

:bananen_smilies046:

Only cause you will tell me to drink beer and I like beer