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hermhater
03-06-2008, 03:47 PM
How often do you get a new towel out of the closet?

I use the same one for about a week.

If you're washing correctly it should stay clean right?

rbedgood
03-06-2008, 03:49 PM
How often do you get a new towel out of the closet?

I use the same one for about a week.

If you're washing correctly it should stay clean right?


Dude, clean or not, your still drying off your arse with that towel and then your face again the next day. You're nasty!!!

mxpxHERO
03-06-2008, 03:50 PM
Dude, clean or not, your still drying off your arse with that towel and then your face again the next day. You're nasty!!!



agreed bro, thats just unfathomable.

go buy some more towels!

hermhater
03-06-2008, 03:51 PM
Dude, clean or not, your still drying off your arse with that towel and then your face again the next day. You're nasty!!!

Really?

My *** is as clean as my face when I get out of the shower!

You're doing it wrong...

:11:

hermhater
03-06-2008, 03:52 PM
agreed bro, thats just unfathomable.

go buy some more towels!


I guess my GF was right then.

I should start using more towels?

mxpxHERO
03-06-2008, 03:56 PM
Really?

My *** is as clean as my face when I get out of the shower!

You're doing it wrong...

:11:


that clean huh? whats your technique?


I guess my GF was right then.

I should start using more towels?


yeah at wal-mart they have a good 4 pack for a reasonable price. check it out!

http://www.funnycoolstuff.com/images/wal-mart-smiley.jpg

hermhater
03-06-2008, 03:58 PM
that clean huh? whats your technique?





I use soap!

:bananen_smilies046:

rbedgood
03-06-2008, 06:27 PM
Actually in HH's case the difference between face and *** may not be as significant as it is with the rest of us...

royalswin100games
03-06-2008, 08:14 PM
Actually in HH's case the difference between face and *** may not be as significant as it is with the rest of us...

OOOHHH! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

AkChief49
03-06-2008, 08:28 PM
towel gets wet.....then the mold starts to develop!!!after a week, dude, you have a major science project on your hands!

Canada
03-06-2008, 09:47 PM
HH only showers once a week so it is acceptable!

hermhater
03-07-2008, 05:19 AM
I use soap!

:bananen_smilies046:


Actually in HH's case the difference between face and *** may not be as significant as it is with the rest of us...

I hope that ain't a short joke, and you ain't makin' fun of my height...

:sign0104:


OOOHHH! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!

You stay out of this! :sign0104:


towel gets wet.....then the mold starts to develop!!!after a week, dude, you have a major science project on your hands!

I take a shower.

I clean my entire body. Head to toe. It all gets washed with soap.

I get out of the shower and dry myself off.

If I'm not clean getting out of the shower then how am I making the towel dirty?

Every day when I get home from work the towel I used (which I hang up after drying myself) is dry.

I still don't get it.

What part of soap and water makes the towel dirty?

Are there folks sweating (as they dry themselves (?)) that have fecal matter STILL on their posterior as they dry their behind? (Not including wiping in this defense (why would you even do that with your towel(?))


HH only showers once a week so it is acceptable!

Thanks!(?)

:lol: :sign0098: :sign0104:

Chiefster
03-08-2008, 07:40 PM
How often do you get a new towel out of the closet?

I use the same one for about a week.

If you're washing correctly it should stay clean right?


"Correctly" being the operative word.

hermhater
03-08-2008, 07:45 PM
"Correctly" being the operative word.

I don't really see how anyone could do it so wrong that they get their towel dirty.

Chiefster
03-08-2008, 09:17 PM
I don't really see how anyone could do it so wrong that they get their towel dirty.

You've never watched my 17 year old wash his hands. :lol:

hermhater
03-08-2008, 11:15 PM
You've never watched my 17 year old wash his hands. :lol:

Well then get that boy a clean towel please!

:lol:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 12:06 AM
Well then get that boy a clean towel please!

:lol:

Ok.:D

hermhater
03-10-2008, 12:44 AM
Ok.:D

Hey, how did they get my picture for those paper towels?

:lol:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 12:49 AM
Hey, how did they get my picture for those paper towels?

:lol:

They used a huge magnified glass.

hermhater
03-10-2008, 12:50 AM
They used a huge magnified glass.

Don't tell me you want on the list as well? :sign0104:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 12:53 AM
Don't tell me you want on the list as well? :sign0104:

What is this list you speak of, and why should I care? :p

hermhater
03-10-2008, 12:54 AM
What is this list you speak of, and why should I care? :p

It's a list of people I'm taking with me when I finally snap!

That is why you should care!

:11:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 12:56 AM
It's a list of people I'm taking with me when I finally snap!

That is why you should care!

:11:

...Sounds like a short trip. :D

hermhater
03-10-2008, 01:06 AM
...Sounds like a short trip. :D

Depends on how close you think you are to Heaven or Hell!

:11:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 01:10 AM
Depends on how close you think you are to Heaven or Hell!

:11:

Well most everyone is closer to Heaven then you are. :D

hermhater
03-10-2008, 01:14 AM
Well most everyone is closer to Heaven then you are. :D

I disagree.

All the bad stuff I do harms only myself.

I would warrant that I am closer to Heaven than most of the people I know.

I like to help others and to me that is the ultimate kindness.

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 01:16 AM
I disagree.

All the bad stuff I do harms only myself.

I would warrant that I am closer to Heaven than most of the people I know.

I like to help others and to me that is the ultimate kindness.

I was speaking of physical stature. It really loses its zing when ya gotta explain the joke. :p

hermhater
03-10-2008, 01:18 AM
I was speaking of physical stature. It really loses its zing when ya gotta explain the joke. :p

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Sometimes I'm a little slow, but that was funny!

:sign0098:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 01:23 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



Sometimes I'm a little slow, but that was funny!

:sign0098:

Again, yer a good sport. How about some holdem?

Canada
03-10-2008, 02:14 AM
Again, yer a good sport. How about some holdem?

i'll play...i am goin now. Don;t stand me up....there will be repercussions :drunkhb: HH...you go TOO! :beer:

hermhater
03-10-2008, 04:17 AM
Again, yer a good sport. How about some holdem?

I was just too late.


i'll play...i am goin now. Don;t stand me up....there will be repercussions :drunkhb: HH...you go TOO! :beer:

I was there and took all your money.

Thanks for the charity!

:bananen_smilies046:

chief31
03-10-2008, 12:02 PM
that clean huh? whats your technique?




yeah at :sterb003: wal-mart :rocketwhore: they have a good 4 pack for a reasonable price. check it out!

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/

Don't deal with the devil!!!:D


Oh,and...

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/03/31.jpg

I also use the same towle for the week.

hermhater
03-10-2008, 02:23 PM
Don't deal with the devil!!!:D


Oh,and...

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/03/31.jpg

I also use the same towle for the week.

You're a towel!

:bananen_smilies046:

I just don't see how anyone can get their towel dirty right out of the shower.

chief31
03-10-2008, 03:07 PM
You're a towel!

:bananen_smilies046:

I just don't see how anyone can get their towel dirty right out of the shower.

And yet you still send it through the wash at the end of the week.:D

hermhater
03-10-2008, 03:26 PM
And yet you still send it through the wash at the end of the week.:D

I just picked a week as an arbitrary number of days.

If I drop it, or lay it down and a cat lays on it or something then I get a new one right away.

hermhater
03-10-2008, 04:45 PM
A CRUISE ship captain is being probed by race relations chiefs for upsetting Germans – by banning TOWELS on sunbeds.


Christopher Wells, 52 – who has a German wife Hedda – announced: “We don’t want that kind of Germanic behaviour.”


But some people on P&O’s 77,000-ton Oceana liner reported him to the Equality and Human Rights Commission.


The row came after he put a 20-minute limit on reserving sunbeds.


A P&O spokesman said Capt Wells – since promoted to command the Queen Mary 2 – had “apologised unreservedly” to passengers.



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article894965.ece



Now those towels need to be washed!

:lol:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 07:03 PM
I was just too late.



I was there and took all your money.

Thanks for the charity!

:bananen_smilies046:

I was in the casino for about an hour before giving up on it.

hermhater
03-10-2008, 07:09 PM
I was in the casino for about an hour before giving up on it.

It's all good.

I will be in there later tonight, you can give me my money back then!

:bananen_smilies046:

Chiefster
03-10-2008, 07:20 PM
It's all good.

I will be in there later tonight, you can give me my money back then!

:bananen_smilies046:

No can do; I'm getting ready to go to my kids Winter Sports Banquet, and then after that I gotta hit the sack; 3:30am comes mighty early.

hermhater
03-10-2008, 07:30 PM
No can do; I'm getting ready to go to my kids Winter Sports Banquet, and then after that I gotta hit the sack; 3:30am comes mighty early.

Gotcha!

Have fun tonight!

:bananen_smilies046: