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royalswin100games
04-08-2008, 12:07 PM
Candidate answered cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.
Candidate told the interviewer he wouldn't be able to stay with the job long because he thought he might get an inheritance if his uncle died -- and his uncle wasn't "looking too good."
Candidate asked the interviewer for a ride home after the interview.
Candidate smelled his armpits on the way to the interview room.
Candidate said she could not provide a writing sample because all of her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."
Candidate told the interviewer he was fired for beating up his last boss.
When applicant was offered food before the interview, he declined saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.
A candidate for an accounting position said she was a "people person" not a "numbers person."
Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.
Candidate took out a hair brush and brushed her hair.We've got some geniuses in the workforce.
hermhater
04-08-2008, 02:35 PM
Top 3 reasons to hire Chalmers!!!!!!!

:yahoo:

YouTube - Mario Chalmers 3-point shot 2008 NCAA National Championship


:yahoo:
royalswin100games
04-08-2008, 02:47 PM
Top 3 reasons to hire Chalmers!!!!!!!

:yahoo:

YouTube - Mario Chalmers 3-point shot 2008 NCAA National Championship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsCrHKx-Lq4)


:yahoo:

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/57.jpg
hermhater
04-08-2008, 02:56 PM
http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/57.jpg

:biggrin:
AkChief49
04-08-2008, 05:58 PM
:biggrin:dude!! you're trying to catch chiefster today aren't you?:D
hermhater
04-08-2008, 06:29 PM
dude!! you're trying to catch chiefster today aren't you?:D

Me???

I am gonna try and stay exactly one post behind him!

:yahoo:
anaeelbackwards
04-08-2008, 08:14 PM
YouTube - A&W Rootbeer Dumass
hermhater
04-08-2008, 08:18 PM
YouTube - A&W Rootbeer Dumass (http://youtube.com/watch?v=tMe3WDmxBEI)

:lol:

I love that commercial!
Chiefster
04-08-2008, 09:29 PM
Me???

I am gonna try and stay exactly one post behind him!

:yahoo:

Well one might try to make a "Tortoise and the Hare" comparison, but here of late I'm more like a snail.
hermhater
04-08-2008, 09:33 PM
Well one might try to make a "Tortoise and the Hare" comparison, but here of late I'm more like a snail.

Trust me guy, if I take the top post spot from you there won't be any bragging.

Besides, your a mod and don't mind abusing your power so I don't see any reason you wouldn't artificially inflate your number of posts anyway.

:biggrin:
rbedgood
04-09-2008, 11:51 AM
Trust me guy, if I take the top post spot from you there won't be any bragging.

Besides, your a mod and don't mind abusing your power so I don't see any reason you wouldn't artificially inflate your number of posts anyway.

:biggrin:

Not Chiefster's style!!!
Canada
04-09-2008, 03:22 PM
Not Chiefster's style!!!

When did Chiefster get style?? :D
hermhater
04-09-2008, 03:26 PM
Not Chiefster's style!!!


When did Chiefster get style?? :D


:lol:
Chiefster
04-09-2008, 09:28 PM
Trust me guy, if I take the top post spot from you there won't be any bragging.

Besides, your a mod and don't mind abusing your power so I don't see any reason you wouldn't artificially inflate your number of posts anyway.

:biggrin:

Nope, not even I can do that, and I wouldn't if I could.


Not Chiefster's style!!!

Eggsactly.


When did Chiefster get style?? :D

Get off my lawn :sign0104:! :11:
royalswin100games
04-09-2008, 09:39 PM
Nope, not even I can do that, and I wouldn't if I could.



Eggsactly.



Get off my lawn :sign0104:! :11:

YouTube - Homeowner from Hell
Chiefster
04-09-2008, 09:49 PM
YouTube - Homeowner from Hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SiKP7FlYXU)


HA! :lol:
hermhater
04-09-2008, 10:14 PM
YouTube - Homeowner from Hell (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SiKP7FlYXU)


HA! :lol:

What he said!

:lol:
Chiefster
04-12-2008, 11:34 AM
What he said!

:lol:

What he said I said.
royalswin100games
04-12-2008, 07:19 PM
What he said I said.

Thank you both.

:bananen_smilies046:
hermhater
04-12-2008, 10:56 PM
Thank you both.

:bananen_smilies046:

You're welcome from the bottom of my beer!

:bananen_smilies046:
royalswin100games
04-13-2008, 12:02 AM
You're welcome from the bottom of my beer!

:bananen_smilies046:

Looks like you've gained some rep buddy. Did you actually post some things that were pertinent to the topic? :D
hermhater
04-13-2008, 12:03 AM
Looks like you've gained some rep buddy. Did you actually post some things that were pertinent to the topic? :D


Everything I post is pertinent!

:11:

Except for maybe about 90% of it.

:biggrin:
Hayvern
04-13-2008, 02:05 AM
Candidate flushed the toilet while talking to interviewer during phone interview.

What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!
hermhater
04-13-2008, 02:09 AM
What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!

:lol:

When you gotta go, you gotta go!

:11:
royalswin100games
04-13-2008, 12:52 PM
What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!

You are also an ex-seabee. Those of us who know your type would come to expect that. :D
Canada
04-14-2008, 10:01 AM
What's wrong with this? I have done this before, when nature calls, I listen!!!!

It is the flushing that is the issue. I do all my phone business in the ****ter!! :bananen_smilies046:
royalswin100games
04-14-2008, 11:06 AM
It is the flushing that is the issue. I do all my phone business in the ****ter!! :bananen_smilies046:

If your phone business includes saving the person's life on the other end of the line then I don't think they care if you're ****ting when your on the phone. Just as long as you wash your hands after you're done. :D
Canada
04-14-2008, 11:08 AM
I rarely get poop on myself anyways!! :)
hermhater
04-14-2008, 03:26 PM
I rarely get poop on myself anyways!! :)

Good for you!

Sounds like you're almost ready for big boy pants!

:bananen_smilies046:
Canada
04-14-2008, 06:26 PM
Good for you!

Sounds like you're almost ready for big boy pants!

:bananen_smilies046:

what the hell do I need pants for?
hermhater
04-14-2008, 07:03 PM
what the hell do I need pants for?

:lol:

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/01/306.jpg
Canada
04-14-2008, 07:04 PM
mmmm.....bacon
hermhater
04-14-2008, 07:07 PM
mmmm.....bacon


That's why you need pants!

:11:
rbedgood
04-15-2008, 12:11 PM
HH...flowchart is missing a branch. Before the pants section..."Wife...make me some bacon!!" Yes, dear...Skip to step "Bacon is Done"
hermhater
04-15-2008, 01:15 PM
HH...flowchart is missing a branch. Before the pants section..."Wife...make me some bacon!!" Yes, dear...Skip to step "Bacon is Done"



Good point!

Chicks don't have to worry about getting hot grease on their junk, so they can do it without pants.

Make them cook the bacon!

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