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hermhater
04-13-2008, 06:48 PM
Only in Bulgaria.


Wife could not give me a child so I swapped her for a goat

AND SHE'S GOT THREE KIDS




A farmer who blamed his wife for not providing him with a child has swapped her for a goat with three kids.

Three-times-wed Stoil Panayotov struck a deal with another farmer at a livestock market and handed over his wife in exchange for eight-year-old Elena.

Stoil, 54, said: "A friend told me that he had no luck with women and that he really liked my wife." Amazingly, she went along with the arrangement. Stoil added: "The deal was reached when my wife gave her approval.

"The goat has given birth to three kids and my wife to none. This deal was more profitable to the goat owner - I got a second-hand goat and he got a brand new wife."


The trade was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv in Bulgaria. Now locals are wondering what will happen next if things don't work out between Stoil and Elena.



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/topstories/2008/04/12/wife-could-not-give-me-a-child-so-i-swapped-her-for-a-goat-89520-20380288/

spiman
04-13-2008, 07:02 PM
That is sick..Women will get pissey over this one! You now what this fool is going to do....:smilies_xxx06: :bananen_smilies011:

tammietailgator
04-13-2008, 08:02 PM
That is sick..Women will get pissey over this one! You now what this fool is going to do....:smilies_xxx06: :bananen_smilies011:
I'm not pissy about it.... it is clear that the women got the better deal!

:yahoo:

hermhater
04-13-2008, 08:16 PM
That is sick..Women will get pissey over this one! You now what this fool is going to do....:smilies_xxx06: :bananen_smilies011:


I'm not pissy about it.... it is clear that the women got the better deal!

:yahoo:


I think it's safe to assume that the only loser here will be the goat.

Stupid Bulgarians!

:bananen_smilies046: :lol:

Chiefster
04-13-2008, 11:39 PM
The trade was concluded in front of a stunned crowd in the market town of Plovdiv in Bulgaria. Now locals are wondering what will happen next if things don't work out between Stoil and Elena.I hear this practice is widely used and accepted in Arkansas as well.

royalswin100games
04-13-2008, 11:42 PM
I hear this practice is widely used and accepted in Arkansas as well.

I don't care who ya are that's funny right there. :lol:

spiman
04-14-2008, 12:00 AM
Yummy Calif. girls,,,,,,My home team Rah/Rah's!!
I'm not pissy about it.... it is clear that the women got the better deal!

:yahoo::sign0103:

Chiefster
04-14-2008, 12:10 AM
I don't care who ya are that's funny right there. :lol:

:D:bananen_smilies046:


Nite Crowd!

hermhater
04-14-2008, 12:14 AM
Yummy Calif. girls,,,,,,My home team Rah/Rah's!!:sign0103:

Say no to goats!

:11:

tornadospotter
04-14-2008, 12:14 AM
I don't care who ya are that's funny right there. :lol:


:yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo:

tammietailgator
04-14-2008, 12:20 AM
Yummy Calif. girls,,,,,,My home team Rah/Rah's!!:sign0103:
It would be more appropriate to use a chief cheerleader as your sig pic on this site spiman...wouldnt bother me.

The picture of Tony doesn't bug you does it? I didn't post it because of the thread subject... just thought it was time to retire the jayhawk for now. :D

spiman
04-14-2008, 12:39 AM
This is my looocal-- I Get at it--DREAMS OR NOT..:undwech:
It would be more appropriate to use a chief cheerleader as your sig pic on this site spiman...wouldnt bother me.

The picture of Tony doesn't bug you does it? I didn't post it because of the thread subject... just thought it was time to retire the jayhawk for now. :D

hermhater
04-14-2008, 12:53 AM
This is my looocal-- I Get at it--DREAMS OR NOT..:undwech:


Come to the home opener guy, you can hit on all the cheerleaders you want!

:bananen_smilies046:

Guru
04-14-2008, 03:23 AM
I hear this practice is widely used and accepted in Arkansas as well.

You just can't resist bring the Clinton's into it can ya. :D

hermhater
04-14-2008, 03:51 AM
You just can't resist bring the Clinton's into it can ya. :D

This is goats not donkeys...

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/90.jpg

Guru
04-14-2008, 04:06 AM
This is goats not donkeys...

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/90.jpg

The Clinton's are from Arkansas.:sign0104:

hermhater
04-14-2008, 04:22 AM
The Clinton's are from Arkansas.:sign0104:

I know, and they don't have sex with goats in Arkansas.

They are Donkey exclusive.

:sign0103: