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hermhater
04-16-2008, 12:32 AM
"Baskin Robbins isn't the only place with good Sundays"
"CH__CH: What's Missing? U R!!
"Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives"
"Forecast for heaven: reign forever"
"God answers knee-mail"
"Looking for a sign from God? This is it!"
"Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell."
"The best vitamin for Christians is B1"
"Think it's hot here...", or any other sign that notices hell is hotter than the current conditions
"This church is prayer conditioned"
"Thou shalt not park here" or some other variation on that theme.
"Walmart isn't the only savings place"

royalswin100games
04-16-2008, 12:36 AM
"Baskin Robbins isn't the only place with good Sundays"
"CH__CH: What's Missing? U R!!
"Dusty bibles lead to dirty lives"
"Forecast for heaven: reign forever"
"God answers knee-mail"
"Looking for a sign from God? This is it!"
"Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell."
"The best vitamin for Christians is B1"
"Think it's hot here...", or any other sign that notices hell is hotter than the current conditions
"This church is prayer conditioned"
"Thou shalt not park here" or some other variation on that theme.
"Walmart isn't the only savings place"

It's like the exact opposite of the golden book list! Wow!

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hermhater
04-16-2008, 12:38 AM
My favorite one is Stop, drop, and roll doesn't work in hell.

:lol:

royalswin100games
04-16-2008, 12:41 AM
My favorite one is All Cats Go to Hell. :toast2:

royalswin100games
04-16-2008, 12:42 AM
Go back to poker

Canada
04-16-2008, 09:15 AM
Seven days without prayer makes one weak!! :)

AkChief49
04-16-2008, 11:58 AM
Seven days without prayer makes one weak!! :):lol:nice one!!

hermhater
04-16-2008, 01:39 PM
Seven days without prayer makes one weak!! :)

Seven days without beer makes one thirsty!

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spiman
04-16-2008, 11:14 PM
Like these:

Chiefster
04-16-2008, 11:19 PM
http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/104.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

hermhater
04-16-2008, 11:21 PM
Like these:

My guess is that you did that spi!

:lol:

hermhater
04-16-2008, 11:22 PM
http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/104.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:lol:

Nice skills Chiefster!

Let 'em Ride is just so dang addictive!

:yahoo:

spiman
04-16-2008, 11:35 PM
Remember the whore 1? You sais I was going to hell right?
Here is something to think about.
10. The church bus has gun racks.

9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

6. The choir wears leather robes.

5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."

4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

3. Karaoke Worship Time.

2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

hermhater
04-16-2008, 11:56 PM
Remember the whore 1? You sais I was going to hell right?
Here is something to think about.
10. The church bus has gun racks.

9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.

8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."

7. There's an ATM in the lobby.

6. The choir wears leather robes.

5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."

4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.

3. Karaoke Worship Time.

2. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"

1. The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."

What church is that?

I'm there!

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hermhater
04-17-2008, 05:51 PM
http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/110.jpg

Guru
04-18-2008, 07:46 AM
http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/110.jpg

Maybe that should read the Southside.

Guru
04-18-2008, 07:47 AM
http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/112.jpg

Guru
04-18-2008, 07:48 AM
http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a77_church2.jpg

Guru
04-18-2008, 07:49 AM
http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a77_church7.jpg

rbedgood
04-18-2008, 12:43 PM
Wow...the flames in hell are nipping at a few heels after this thread...

hermhater
04-18-2008, 01:31 PM
Maybe that should read the Southside.


Wow...the flames in hell are nipping at a few heels after this thread...

Naw, it's all in good fun.

I'm pretty sure that making fun of Church signs doesn't constitute sacrilege.

:yahoo:

rbedgood
04-18-2008, 01:45 PM
Naw, it's all in good fun.

I'm pretty sure that making fun of Church signs doesn't constitute sacrilege.

:yahoo:

Once again you're taking me too seriously...

hermhater
04-18-2008, 01:59 PM
Once again you're taking me too seriously...

Oh, my bad, I figured if you were making a joke, you would have posted a funny Church sign.

:biggrin:

rbedgood
04-18-2008, 02:02 PM
Oh, my bad, I figured if you were making a joke, you would have posted a funny Church sign.

:biggrin:

I guess without the "Captain Obvious" banner this one went right over your head...

hermhater
04-18-2008, 02:08 PM
I guess without the "Captain Obvious" banner this one went right over your head...

Good one!

You called me stupid and short in one sentence!

Now no one can doubt your conservation of bulletin board real estate.



:yahoo:

rbedgood
04-18-2008, 02:10 PM
Good one!

You called me stupid and short in one sentence!

Now no one can doubt your conservation of bulletin board real estate.



:yahoo:

Yeah, and if I'm the message board eco-freak, you would be what???

hermhater
04-18-2008, 02:14 PM
Yeah, and if I'm the message board eco-freak, you would be what???

I guess I would be the crooked politicians in Florida who are selling away the eastern seaboards natural water filter.

The everglades are disappearing at an alarming rate.

In good news though, Florida is being smacked with a gigantic recession because of the housing market and all those crooked real estate developers and contractors are getting what they deserve.

Chiefster
04-19-2008, 08:51 PM
Once again you're taking me too seriously...

A bad habit of his. :D

hermhater
04-19-2008, 09:13 PM
A bad habit of his. :D

I jut loooove nuns!

http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/04/116.jpg

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