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hermhater
04-30-2008, 04:23 PM
What won't the news report?


Man claiming wombat rape denies he was drunk at the time

Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:21p.m.


A man who gained worldwide fame after claiming he had been raped by a wombat says the story would have been more interesting if he'd been drinking.


48-year-old Murchison man Ross Cradock was sentenced to 75 hours of community work last week after he rang police and complained he'd been sexually violated by a marsupial.


The story made worldwide headlines and even secured Cradock a guest spot on a British comedy show.


Despite widespread allegations over his sobriety, Cradock denies he was drunk at the time of the call.



http://www.tv3.co.nz/News/Story/tabid/209/articleID/51538/cat/41/Default.aspx
AkChief49
05-01-2008, 02:16 AM
good lord!
hermhater
05-01-2008, 02:20 AM
good lord!

Are there wombats in Alaska?
AkChief49
05-01-2008, 02:20 AM
you're joking ...right?
hermhater
05-01-2008, 02:30 AM
you're joking ...right?


:biggrin:

I do that.
AkChief49
05-01-2008, 02:32 AM
I've never been to Australia, and I'm pretty sure you would not find Wombats in a petting zoo!
hermhater
05-01-2008, 02:38 AM
I've never been to Australia, and I'm pretty sure you would not find Wombats in a petting zoo!

The Llamas spit on people...

Or so I have heard...

:mob:
Hayvern
05-01-2008, 03:01 AM
All I can say is that I had better be drunk if I ever make such a call. If I was not drunk and was raped by a such a creature, I am going to keep that little story to myself despite the psychological trauma I might have to deal with.
hermhater
05-01-2008, 03:04 AM
All I can say is that I had better be drunk if I ever make such a call. If I was not drunk and was raped by a such a creature, I am going to keep that little story to myself despite the psychological trauma I might have to deal with.

I'm guessing the wombat was his wife!

:11:
tornadospotter
05-01-2008, 03:08 AM
All I can say is that I had better be drunk if I ever make such a call. If I was not drunk and was raped by a such a creature, I am going to keep that little story to myself despite the psychological trauma I might have to deal with.

Yep!
:sign0153: no stories here :drunkhb:
tornadospotter
05-01-2008, 03:10 AM
I'm guessing the wombat was his wife!

:11:
:lol: :drunkhb: