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royalswin100games
05-08-2008, 12:22 AM
Taken from Russia Today...

April 25, 2008, 17:26 Beaver breaks into vodka store

An urgent report from the city of Ozersk in Chelyabinsk Region on Friday night, revealed that a big wild animal had broken into a local store. It said a large amount of hard liquor had been wasted as a result of the incident.

When arriving at the scene, the Emergencies ministry workers, discovered a huge beaver in the pavilion. The critter was not afraid of people and when the emergency crew arrived it calmly continued with its personal hygiene.

Before being caught the beaver went on a small excursion of the shop, which included a stop at the alcohol section. There the animal tried to climb on one of the shelves and knocked several bottles of vodka on the floor.

Apparently, the animal was trying to escape the forest fires troubling the region recently.

hermhater
05-08-2008, 12:34 AM
That beaver wasn't escaping sh!t, he was looking for free booze!

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tammietailgator
05-08-2008, 12:41 AM
:lol: that is great!!!!! Damn beavers!!

tornadospotter
05-09-2008, 11:24 AM
That beaver wasn't escaping sh!t, he was looking for free booze!

:bananen_smilies046:
Heck yes, its whole world was in flames, Armageddon's is here, get drunk!