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rbedgood
07-02-2008, 05:26 AM
Diamondbacks put Byrnes, Snyder on 15-day DL


http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=AsBQ7YkTWg6sBgASJnpmocuFCLcF?slug=ap-diamondbacks-byrnes&prov=ap&type=lgns


PHOENIX (AP)—On a painful day in the desert, the Arizona Diamondbacks (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/teams/ari/;_ylt=AnMYLDT9m.4ZlcOaC7VouwKpu7YF) put left fielder Eric Byrnes (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6558/;_ylt=AqgBo1uXURxop.4ghHsagFupu7YF) and catcher Chris Snyder (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7409/;_ylt=AiHpUpTicA2yTKXCS7epOtOpu7YF) on the 15-day disabled list on Tuesday.
Byrnes is out with a strained left hamstring, Snyder with a left testicular fracture.
For Byrnes, the move comes eight days after he came off the DL, where he spent a month with injuries to both hamstrings.
Byrnes hurt his hamstring as he tried to steal third in the second inning of Arizona’s 6-3 victory over Milwaukee on Monday night. Byrnes pulled up as he went into his dive, never reached the bag and was thrown out by Jason Kendall (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/5562/;_ylt=AgtVeT90jjyuF8IfxyGmMMepu7YF).
Arizona manager Bob Melvin said he didn’t think Byrnes had come back too soon.

“How he felt, and the feedback we were getting from him, he was healthy enough to come back and felt like healthy enough to play on an everyday basis,” Melvin said.
Byrnes missed 25 games in his last trip to the DL, and Melvin said he fears this stint could be longer.
Conor Jackson (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7486/;_ylt=ApcYCEcXtYm4OpX5l31Axzepu7YF), the Diamondbacks’ opening day first baseman, will take over in left field for now, with Chad Tracy (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7047/;_ylt=ApPqjenvSUgRKk1MoA0ZKOCpu7YF) playing first.
To fill Byrnes’ spot on the roster, the Diamondbacks selected the contract of right-hander Connor Robertson (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/8026/;_ylt=Ao.3wKqL6_cNvuzF3STZtYipu7YF) from Triple-A Tucson. Robertson appeared in three games for Oakland last year, allowing four runs and six hits in two innings.
The Diamondbacks knew Byrnes was headed for the DL on Monday night.
Snyder left Monday night’s game after being hit in the groin area by a foul tip and underwent an MRI on Tuesday. The club put him on the DL about an hour before Tuesday night’s game against Milwaukee.
Miguel Montero (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7865/;_ylt=Aua0c4gJ1_gbDwvjn8G8Kg2pu7YF), batting .247 with no homers and five RBIs, replaced Snyder in the lineup.
To take Snyder’s roster spot, the Diamondbacks recalled catcher Robby Hammock (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7116/) from Triple-A Tucson, which is about 90 miles away. Hammock was expected to arrive at Chase Field within an hour of first pitch.
Meanwhile, right-hander Micah Owings (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7936/;_ylt=Aktpnow9zgNBU1OzBN7XgSmpu7YF) tested his sore gluteus muscle in a bullpen session on Tuesday. If the muscle doesn’t feel right, Owings may skip his start on Wednesday. He would be replaced by righty Yusmeiro Petit (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7699/;_ylt=AqJKX9znRL7_fwJneAIX3e6pu7YF), Melvin said.

Chiefster
07-03-2008, 12:20 AM
Injuries are a part of the game; it's just the nature of the beast sometimes...BUT A LEFT TESTICULAR FRACTURE???? OUCH!!!!!!!!!

rbedgood
07-03-2008, 02:51 AM
Injuries are a part of the game; it's just the nature of the beast sometimes...BUT A LEFT TESTICULAR FRACTURE???? OUCH!!!!!!!!!

Yep as one of my buddies said today, "Anyone with a pair gets that queasy feeling just hearing about this..."

hermhater
07-03-2008, 03:39 AM
I've got 3 words for you...














Titanium reinforced cup.

rbedgood
07-03-2008, 04:27 AM
I've got 3 words for you...














Titanium reinforced cup.

No kidding...

Chiefster
07-04-2008, 02:04 AM
Yep as one of my buddies said today, "Anyone with a pair gets that queasy feeling just hearing about this..."

No doubt!

Three7s
07-04-2008, 03:58 PM
Couldn't even imagine it.

Chiefster
07-05-2008, 02:19 AM
Couldn't even imagine it.


I don't want to imagine it.

rbedgood
07-12-2008, 04:05 AM
right now, this makes no sense. here let me try again...


This
is
my
sorrow
and
testicular
talewacker
on
now
everbody.

is that better? this forumn is so dead, it isn't even funny! yeah yeah, i know, offseason. Maybe that has something to do with it!:fatlock:
hmmmm...looks who's back?!?!

Chief from the North
07-12-2008, 12:09 PM
https://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol43_2/4320038.htm

rbedgood
07-13-2008, 08:52 AM
https://www.rcsed.ac.uk/journal/vol43_2/4320038.htm

Now you pull out the fractured schlong? Seriously the first story was bad enough...

Chiefster
07-13-2008, 05:48 PM
hmmmm...looks who's back?!?!

He likes getting banned, that's why he keeps returning.

Chief from the North
07-13-2008, 06:36 PM
He likes getting banned, that's why he keeps returning.

When was I banned??? WTF???

rbedgood
07-14-2008, 08:59 AM
When was I banned??? WTF???

Not you...the latest TimSatt variant.

Chief from the North
07-14-2008, 09:09 AM
Not you...the latest TimSatt variant.

Well thanks Chiefster for not being able to tell me apart from the knob I've been mercilessly staining on this forum for 6 months...lol. That dude couldn't even FIND his dick never mind post a story about breaking it.

rbedgood
07-14-2008, 09:17 AM
Well thanks Chiefster for not being able to tell me apart from the knob I've been mercilessly staining on this forum for 6 months...lol. That dude couldn't even FIND his dick never mind post a story about breaking it.

Chiefster quoted my response to the TimSatt variant. I don't think he was confused...at least not this time!! :D

Chief from the North
07-14-2008, 07:14 PM
Chiefster quoted my response to the TimSatt variant. I don't think he was confused...at least not this time!! :D

I wish I could say I'm not confused...lol. I think I need a nap now. That was tiring....:lol:

Chiefster
07-15-2008, 12:00 AM
Chiefster quoted my response to the TimSatt variant. I don't think he was confused...at least not this time!! :D


No, not this time. :11: :D

Chiefster
07-15-2008, 12:02 AM
When was I banned??? WTF???


Well thanks Chiefster for not being able to tell me apart from the knob I've been mercilessly staining on this forum for 6 months...lol. That dude couldn't even FIND his dick never mind post a story about breaking it.


I wish I could say I'm not confused...lol. I think I need a nap now. That was tiring....:lol:

Did the nap help??? :lol: