Darth CarlSatan
10-21-2008, 03:13 PM
Kansas City Chiefs Football is in a state of AWESOME! This is how I always imagined it, and we haven't been this great since Hank Stram roamed the sidelines! No wait; even BETTER than ol' Hank's glory days!
In short; we RULE!
Our management and Coaching are top-tier all the way; our drafting and signing of free-agents is literally untouched by any other team in the history of the NFL; I hope our Head Coach and GM live forever.
There is ONE exception though. Why in the name of all that is Holy and Good did we sign this 'Brandon Flowers' character?!?!? The guy can't even elevate his game, in the midst of all the greatness around him, enough to play consistently every week!!!
That's okay Carl and Herm; considering the virtual bottomless well of talent you have brought to Kansas City, I'm willing to let this one slide.
Our Quarterback is a Minor Deity. With two whole quarters of regular season playing time, he has proven to everyone that he IS the QB of the Future. And he's tough as nails; you can sack him 100 times each game( not likely to happen though due to the Red Brick Wall that IS our Offensive Line )and just like a Timex Watch, he takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!!!
Much like Derrick Thomas before him, our Running Back is a sterling example of caring and being involved in the community just as much and just as awesomely as he plays football.
When kids need a hero to look up to, LJ is there 100%; all day, every day, 24/7. There's no doubt about it; when the sad day comes that LJ retires, we'll be retiring the #27 right along with him( excuse me for a moment...I've got something in my eye...).
Our offensive playbook and play-calling are unpredictable from week to week, and the very epitome of Genius. Chan Gaily is the greatest O-Coord money this franchise has ever spent.
At the kind and unassuming request of the Greatest Head Coach Who Ever Lived, our long-time D-Coord has created the most deadly version of the Cover 2 to ever walk on to the field, and he did so without so much as a "discouraging word" or dirty look.
Of course, when you possess as many defensive playmakers as WE do, you can get out on the field and play SANDLOT all day, and STILL come out on top!( except for that "Flowers" kid, damn him...)
Did I mention we rule? Quite so.
Care to see the definition of Special Teams? Turn your eye to One Arrowhead Drive!
Our return team is so awesome, we don't even need anyone to block for the returner. And if our return unit is playing the defensive side, you might as well park your a** at the 5-yard line because that's all you'd get trying to run it at us.
Yep; our ST Units are God's Gift To Football. Our FG kicker is a veritable Golden-Footed God who makes Nick Lowery look like Pop Warner.
If only our Punter could elevate his game to the same level!
Oh well; you can't have it all, even on the BEST of teams.
Did I mention We Rule?
In short; we RULE!
Our management and Coaching are top-tier all the way; our drafting and signing of free-agents is literally untouched by any other team in the history of the NFL; I hope our Head Coach and GM live forever.
There is ONE exception though. Why in the name of all that is Holy and Good did we sign this 'Brandon Flowers' character?!?!? The guy can't even elevate his game, in the midst of all the greatness around him, enough to play consistently every week!!!
That's okay Carl and Herm; considering the virtual bottomless well of talent you have brought to Kansas City, I'm willing to let this one slide.
Our Quarterback is a Minor Deity. With two whole quarters of regular season playing time, he has proven to everyone that he IS the QB of the Future. And he's tough as nails; you can sack him 100 times each game( not likely to happen though due to the Red Brick Wall that IS our Offensive Line )and just like a Timex Watch, he takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'!!!
Much like Derrick Thomas before him, our Running Back is a sterling example of caring and being involved in the community just as much and just as awesomely as he plays football.
When kids need a hero to look up to, LJ is there 100%; all day, every day, 24/7. There's no doubt about it; when the sad day comes that LJ retires, we'll be retiring the #27 right along with him( excuse me for a moment...I've got something in my eye...).
Our offensive playbook and play-calling are unpredictable from week to week, and the very epitome of Genius. Chan Gaily is the greatest O-Coord money this franchise has ever spent.
At the kind and unassuming request of the Greatest Head Coach Who Ever Lived, our long-time D-Coord has created the most deadly version of the Cover 2 to ever walk on to the field, and he did so without so much as a "discouraging word" or dirty look.
Of course, when you possess as many defensive playmakers as WE do, you can get out on the field and play SANDLOT all day, and STILL come out on top!( except for that "Flowers" kid, damn him...)
Did I mention we rule? Quite so.
Care to see the definition of Special Teams? Turn your eye to One Arrowhead Drive!
Our return team is so awesome, we don't even need anyone to block for the returner. And if our return unit is playing the defensive side, you might as well park your a** at the 5-yard line because that's all you'd get trying to run it at us.
Yep; our ST Units are God's Gift To Football. Our FG kicker is a veritable Golden-Footed God who makes Nick Lowery look like Pop Warner.
If only our Punter could elevate his game to the same level!
Oh well; you can't have it all, even on the BEST of teams.
Did I mention We Rule?