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Guru
10-29-2008, 06:09 AM
I always got a kick out of this one.


I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

chief31
10-29-2008, 06:29 AM
I always got a kick out of this one.


I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.

The Matrix^

"Why, Johnny Ringo...You look like someone just walked over your grave."

Guru
10-29-2008, 07:10 AM
The Matrix^

"Why, Johnny Ringo...You look like someone just walked over your grave."
That is by far my favorite western.

All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?

[/URL]It says United States Marshal!
(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/)
Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!

(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/)The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!

(http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/)You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...

[URL="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000621/"]Hell's coming with me!

Sn@keIze
10-29-2008, 07:19 AM
That is by far my favorite western.

All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?

It says United States Marshal!

Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!

The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!

You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...

Hell's coming with me!
Is that Tombstone?

What this one?:

ya man, good idea, Bishop should go.

Guru
10-29-2008, 07:31 AM
Is that Tombstone?

What this one?:

ya man, good idea, Bishop should go.

Too easy.

Aliens

Guru
10-29-2008, 07:36 AM
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"

Sn@keIze
10-29-2008, 08:22 AM
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"
???Legend of Bagger Vance?

Guru
10-29-2008, 08:27 AM
???Legend of Bagger Vance?
nope:D

Sn@keIze
10-29-2008, 08:43 AM
Greatest game ever played?

slc chief
10-29-2008, 08:56 AM
yoohoo ill make you famous blam young guns 2

AkChief49
10-29-2008, 06:47 PM
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"
caddyshack!
"well boys, are you goin to pull those pistols...or whistle Dixie?"

CHIEFS_FN_ROCK
10-29-2008, 08:15 PM
im your huckleberry!

CHIEFS_FN_ROCK
10-29-2008, 08:16 PM
You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

CHIEFS_FN_ROCK
10-29-2008, 08:19 PM
Housekeeping! You want me to fluff pillow?

Canada
10-29-2008, 09:15 PM
What...you no want breakfast??

CHIEFS_FN_ROCK
10-29-2008, 10:59 PM
What...you no want breakfast??
Ok canada what is that on? i can get it. its killing me

Sn@keIze
10-30-2008, 03:07 AM
You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?Batman


What...you no want breakfast??
???i know Ive heard that.

Sn@keIze
10-30-2008, 04:53 AM
All right, no more easy ones. Just try and guess this one:

Person 1: Who are you?

Person 2: You know who I am.

Person 1: I do?

Person 2: Yep............your friendly neighborhood spiderman.

Canada
10-30-2008, 09:09 AM
What...you no want breakfast??


Ok canada what is that on? i can get it. its killing me

Happy Gilmore

Sn@keIze
10-30-2008, 01:24 PM
Happy GilmoreOMG!! thats right. Right after his girl dumped him he slept with that ol asian lady.. Bwaaahahahahaaaaa!:lol:

chief31
10-31-2008, 02:36 AM
Happy Gilmore
I recognized it immediately, but got here too late. That was a damn good one, right there.

Person #1 - "There's something wrong with her underpants."

Person #2 - "Yeah, they're not in my mouth."

rbedgood
10-31-2008, 02:52 AM
That is by far my favorite western.

All right, Clanton... you called down the thunder, well now you've got it! You see that?

It says United States Marshal!

Take a good look at him, Ike... 'cause that's how you're gonna end up!

The Cowboys are finished, you understand? I see a red sash, I kill the man wearin' it!

So run, you cur... RUN! Tell all the other curs the law's comin'!

You tell 'em I'M coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear?...

Hell's coming with me!

Isn't that John Wayne in McClintock??


"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"


???Legend of Bagger Vance?

Nope Caddyshack.

Sn@keIze
10-31-2008, 02:56 AM
I recognized it immediately, but got here too late. That was a damn good one, right there.

Person #1 - "There's something wrong with her underpants."

Person #2 - "Yeah, they're not in my mouth."
40 year old virgin:lol:

Bout this one:

"I built this temple, with nothing but a little elbow grease and a can-do attitude.........and yes, a large inheretance from my father."

rbedgood
10-31-2008, 03:04 AM
40 year old virgin:lol:

Bout this one:

"I built this temple, with nothing but a little elbow grease and a can-do attitude.........and yes, a large inheretance from my father."


Dodgeball...but the moment of the movie was

Kate: Joyce? How'd you make it?
Joyce: I wouldn't miss this for the world!
Kate: You are so sweet... (kisses Joyce passionately)
Dwight: I told you she was a lesbian.
Peter: Wow, good call.
Kate: Hey! I'm not a lesbian.
Peter: You're not?
Kate: No. I'm bisexual. (kisses Peter)
Dwight: Oh, snap!

rbedgood
10-31-2008, 03:08 AM
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

chief31
10-31-2008, 03:18 AM
I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

Meet The Parents!

"Nice Beaver!"

"Oh, thanks. I just had it stuffed."

Guru
10-31-2008, 04:01 AM
Meet The Parents!

"Nice Beaver!"

"Oh, thanks. I just had it stuffed."

Naked Gun

That's the great thing about plankton. It pretty much keeps to itself.

Guru
10-31-2008, 04:01 AM
Isn't that John Wayne in McClintock??







Nope.

chief31
10-31-2008, 05:10 AM
Naked Gun

That's the great thing about plankton. It pretty much keeps to itself.
The Replacements.

"Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be."

Guru
10-31-2008, 07:11 AM
The Replacements.

"Where would Tina Turner be right now if she'd rolled over and said, "Hit me again, Ike, and put some stank on it!"? Rollin' on the river, that's where she'd be."
Liar, Liar

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.

Sn@keIze
10-31-2008, 08:40 AM
Liar, Liar

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.
Broke Back Mountain? Havent seen that one yet.:D

Canada
10-31-2008, 08:45 AM
OK, a little off topic, but I have now seen the FREATEST MOVIE EVER!!! You have to see it. Starring Jenna Jameson, and Robert Englund (Freddy Kruger) You won't regret wwatching it....
http://www.chiefscrowd.com/forums/images/imported/2008/10/48.jpg

IlovetheChiefs
10-31-2008, 06:53 PM
How about these:

"The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."

"Do you know what the penalty in this state is for cruelty to animals?" "No I don't" "Well, it's probably pretty stiff."

"Well someone better explain or ... there'll be a lot of explaining to do!"

"But what if when you got to Florida it was closed?" "Oh they don't close Florida." "Well I know they don't close the state of Florida."

"We'll all have so much f***in' fun we'll be singing zippity do da out of our ***holes!"

"This cabin smells." "Edna, this is yours."

"Oh that woman? Well she was a pool waitress and I was ordering some food."

"Do you have Pacman?" "No" "Do you have Space Invaders?" "Nope" "Do you have Asteroids?" "No but my dad does. Some times he can't even sit on the can."

"Yeah you didn't get to meet Dinky last night. He had the *hits so he slept in the barn." "Oh, great."

""I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and now wouldn't you know it, the government cuts my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough."

"You didn't order the Metallic Pea?" "Metallic Pea??"

"Are you satisified, she's deaf!" "Oh what's the difference it was fun anyway."

"Hey underpants!"

"Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying." "I suppose we should ask them to play 20 questions."

"Did you tell them the good news?" "What good news?" "You're driving me to Phoenix!" "Phhhllllllt!"

CHIEFS_FN_ROCK
10-31-2008, 07:16 PM
How about these:

"The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."

"Do you know what the penalty in this state is for cruelty to animals?" "No I don't" "Well, it's probably pretty stiff."

"Well someone better explain or ... there'll be a lot of explaining to do!"

"But what if when you got to Florida it was closed?" "Oh they don't close Florida." "Well I know they don't close the state of Florida."

"We'll all have so much f***in' fun we'll be singing zippity do da out of our ***holes!"

"This cabin smells." "Edna, this is yours."

"Oh that woman? Well she was a pool waitress and I was ordering some food."

"Do you have Pacman?" "No" "Do you have Space Invaders?" "Nope" "Do you have Asteroids?" "No but my dad does. Some times he can't even sit on the can."

"Yeah you didn't get to meet Dinky last night. He had the *hits so he slept in the barn." "Oh, great."

""I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and now wouldn't you know it, the government cuts my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough."

"You didn't order the Metallic Pea?" "Metallic Pea??"

"Are you satisified, she's deaf!" "Oh what's the difference it was fun anyway."

"Hey underpants!"

"Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying." "I suppose we should ask them to play 20 questions."

"Did you tell them the good news?" "What good news?" "You're driving me to Phoenix!" "Phhhllllllt!"national lampoons vacation to wally world

IlovetheChiefs
10-31-2008, 08:50 PM
national lampoons vacation to wally world

Yes and I can think of lots more classic funny lines from the movie. :)

Here's one more:

"But when I asked my kids where they wanted to go on vacation, do you know what was the first thing they said? Russ, tell him." "Hawaii?" "Shut up Russ, uh Audrey?"

Hayvern
11-01-2008, 12:35 AM
This one is appropriate considering our current situation.

"I don't know if you are keeping up on current events, but we're getting our asses kicked!"

Chiefster
11-01-2008, 02:01 AM
ALICIA: You look fine.


JACK: I didn't ask.

Darth CarlSatan
11-01-2008, 04:19 AM
"Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac…It's in the hole! It's in the hole! It's in the hole!!"

"Pardon me sir, but if I kill all the golfers they're gonna' lock me up and throw away the key"!

"Right in the Lumberyard".

"Nanananananana, Mumumumumumumu".

Darth CarlSatan
11-01-2008, 04:36 AM
"I've got the ol' cruise control set at 35"!

"For those of you with allergies, you can request a foam pillow"...

"You guys look pretty cool; you're gonna' need these".

"Have you ever had sex with a woman"? "Yes/No"! "No/Yes"! "LIARS"!

"What the f*ck are 'Robster Craws'"?

"I thought I was looking at my mom's old douche bag, but that's back in Ohio".

"What the f*ck is a 'frush'"?

"Wormser's a master at aerodynamics; he designed the javelin to accommodate Lamar's limp-wristed throwing style".

"UN looks like he's not having a very good time; maybe we should put on something else". "I've got just the thing" (record crackles....."Swing Loooowwwww, Sweet Charrrrr-iiii-ot; comin' for to carry me...SCRATCH!)
LMAO!!!!:yahoo::yahoo::yahoo:

hermhater
11-01-2008, 04:37 AM
Hi Darth.

tornadospotter
11-01-2008, 04:44 AM
Hi HH.

hermhater
11-01-2008, 04:49 AM
Hi TS.

tornadospotter
11-01-2008, 04:52 AM
Play some texas hold? Darth how about you?

Sn@keIze
11-01-2008, 05:00 AM
This one is appropriate considering our current situation.

"I don't know if you are keeping up on current events, but we're getting our asses kicked!"
ah yes, another classic line from Bishop in Aliens.

Heres one of my faves:

Theyve done studies you know. 60% of the time it works..everytime.

Darth CarlSatan
11-01-2008, 05:11 AM
Hi Darth.

Hi Herm.

IlovetheChiefs
11-01-2008, 08:53 AM
"Nervous?" "Yes" "First time." "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming."

"We have clearance Clarence." "Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?"

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

"The fog is getting thicker." "And Leon's getting LARGER!"

"She has to be taken to a hospital." "Hospital?! What is it?!" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the *hits gonna hit the fan." (The the literal visual happens)

Sn@keIze
11-01-2008, 02:11 PM
"Nervous?" "Yes" "First time." "No, I've been nervous lots of times."

"I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me to make sure I wasn't dreaming."

"We have clearance Clarence." "Roger Roger. What's our vector Victor?"

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."

"The fog is getting thicker." "And Leon's getting LARGER!"

"She has to be taken to a hospital." "Hospital?! What is it?!" "It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now."

"The oil pressure, I forgot to check the oil pressure! When Kramer hears about this the *hits gonna hit the fan." (The the literal visual happens)
Airplane

Darth CarlSatan
11-01-2008, 05:48 PM
Play some texas hold? Darth how about you?

Too convoluted for me, but thanks!

chief31
11-01-2008, 06:53 PM
How about these:

"The moose says you're closed, I say you're open."

"Do you know what the penalty in this state is for cruelty to animals?" "No I don't" "Well, it's probably pretty stiff."

"Well someone better explain or ... there'll be a lot of explaining to do!"

"But what if when you got to Florida it was closed?" "Oh they don't close Florida." "Well I know they don't close the state of Florida."

"We'll all have so much f***in' fun we'll be singing zippity do da out of our ***holes!"

"This cabin smells." "Edna, this is yours."

"Oh that woman? Well she was a pool waitress and I was ordering some food."

"Do you have Pacman?" "No" "Do you have Space Invaders?" "Nope" "Do you have Asteroids?" "No but my dad does. Some times he can't even sit on the can."

"Yeah you didn't get to meet Dinky last night. He had the *hits so he slept in the barn." "Oh, great."

""I got laid off when they closed that asbestos factory, and now wouldn't you know it, the government cuts my disability pension because they said the plate in my head wasn't big enough."

"You didn't order the Metallic Pea?" "Metallic Pea??"

"Are you satisified, she's deaf!" "Oh what's the difference it was fun anyway."

"Hey underpants!"

"Don't just blurt it out about Edna dying." "I suppose we should ask them to play 20 questions."

"Did you tell them the good news?" "What good news?" "You're driving me to Phoenix!" "Phhhllllllt!"

Russ - "Hey Dad, you must have jumped this thing about fifty yards."

Clark - "Ah, it's nothing to be proud of Rusty."

*Surveys the area proudly*

Clark - "Fifty yards."

Darth CarlSatan
11-01-2008, 07:08 PM
Russ - "Hey Dad, you must have jumped this thing about fifty yards."

Clark - "Ah, it's nothing to be proud of Rusty."

*Surveys the area proudly*

Clark - "Fifty yards."

"But Daddy says I'm the best".

Darth CarlSatan
11-02-2008, 03:44 AM
"I don't know what this world's coming to". "You see that guy over there"?

"Yeah".

"He was arrested for Mopery".

"What's Mopery"?

"Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person".

chief31
11-02-2008, 08:45 AM
"I don't know what this world's coming to". "You see that guy over there"?


"He was arrested for Mopery".
"What's Mopery"?
"Mopery is exposing yourself to a blind person".

I had to look this one up, and was surprised that it wasn't a Chevy Chase line. It sure sounds like something that he would have said.

I won't give this one away, I'll let someone else do that.

But I will add one of my favs...

"How 'bout a nice...greasy, pork sandwich....served in a dirty ashtray?"

And, to go with it...

"He's an a**hole. Look at his haircut. Anyone with a haircut like that...you know he's an a**hole."

and...

-"What are you guys doing here?"
-"Gary was just takin' a s***."

Hell, I can;t seem to stop...

"What's two unpopular d***s like you doing, throwing a party?"

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"Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."

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"You're out of shape, Al. I'll kick your a**!"

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"You told me you were combing your hair!"

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"I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney."
"He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney."

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"Why do you have to be such a wanker?"
"Because I get off on it!"

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"I can't believe you, I CANNOT belive you. You're dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!"

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"I was insane over this crazy little eighth grade b***h."
"Crazy?"
"Insane?"

That's enough. If I don't stop, I'll have the entire movie quoted before long. :D

Darth CarlSatan
11-02-2008, 05:37 PM
I had to look this one up, and was surprised that it wasn't a Chevy Chase line. It sure sounds like something that he would have said.

I won't give this one away, I'll let someone else do that.

But I will add one of my favs...

"How 'bout a nice...greasy, pork sandwich....served in a dirty ashtray?"

And, to go with it...

"He's an a**hole. Look at his haircut. Anyone with a haircut like that...you know he's an a**hole."

and...

-"What are you guys doing here?"
-"Gary was just takin' a s***."

Hell, I can;t seem to stop...

"What's two unpopular d***s like you doing, throwing a party?"

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"Lisa could have a good time at an insurance seminar, Wyatt."

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"You're out of shape, Al. I'll kick your a**!"

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"You told me you were combing your hair!"

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"I'm not going to stand here and listen to this baloney."
"He won't, you know. He doesn't stand for baloney."

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"Why do you have to be such a wanker?"
"Because I get off on it!"

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"I can't believe you, I CANNOT belive you. You're dropping wolf-bait, and there are chicks outside!"

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"I was insane over this crazy little eighth grade b***h."
"Crazy?"
"Insane?"

That's enough. If I don't stop, I'll have the entire movie quoted before long. :D

Weird Science????

Darth CarlSatan
11-02-2008, 05:48 PM
YouTube - A Tribute to Booger

chief31
11-03-2008, 02:42 AM
Weird Science????
BINGO!

YouTube - Weird Science - Gary Slaps Wyatt

Darth CarlSatan
11-03-2008, 03:57 AM
"Chips, Dips, Chains and Whips"! AWESOME!
Ahhh....Kelly Le Brock; the sexy years...

Darth CarlSatan
11-03-2008, 04:09 AM
"Shall we begin like David Copperfield; I was born, I grew up"?

"Might as well ask God what it sees; everything had changed, yet stayed the same". "Statues seemed to move".

"Your friend has no head for wine; I'm afraid I completely exhausted her".

"There's life in the old lady YET"!!! LMAO!!!

Bike
11-03-2008, 09:34 AM
Dyin' aint much of a livin' boy.
From my all-time favorite The Outlaw Josie Wales.