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dbolan
02-04-2009, 02:33 PM
Since this seems to be the big hooray and rightfully so, I will put my name in the hat for a mere $100,000 annual salary + perks.

Credentials:

Preteen backyard bruiser.

Teenager: Played JV ball as Left Guard

Sophmore HS: Left Gaurd

Junior and Senior Years: Injured Reserve Career over. (Fractured Spine, Femur and left Wrist).

Fast Forward to 2004:

Youth League Football Coach (5A District):

2004- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

2005- O Line coach; Team won 1rst place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

2006- O Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Runner-up in Championship Game. 1rst in League Rushing.

2007- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 3rd place in division, Out in 1rst Round of Play-offs (score 7-6). 1rst in League Rushing.

2008- O Line and D Line coach; Team won 2nd place in division, Won Championship Game 32-26 in 4 OT's. 1rst in League Passing and Defense 1rst in yds allowed (or lack there of)

What do ya say gang?? Can I have a shot??

ROFLMAO!!!

:drunkhb:
Bike
02-04-2009, 02:40 PM
I nominate YOU. But you must provide free tix (and parking passes) and beer to all ChiefsCrowd members before heading to the sidelines...
Three7s
02-04-2009, 02:41 PM
I'm sure you'd be better than Herm!
dbolan
02-04-2009, 02:55 PM
I nominate YOU. But you must provide free tix (and parking passes) and beer to all ChiefsCrowd members before heading to the sidelines...

DONE!! Everyone also gets a free night out with the cheerleader of his/her choice! No holes barred! LMAO!!
OPLookn
02-04-2009, 03:43 PM
DONE!! Everyone also gets a free night out with the cheerleader of his/her choice! No holes barred! LMAO!!

You sir...have my vote.:sign0098:
josh1971
02-04-2009, 03:45 PM
DONE!! Everyone also gets a free night out with the cheerleader of his/her choice! No holes barred! LMAO!!

Deal- as long as there will also be Bratwurst...
Chiefster
02-04-2009, 04:05 PM
Is that you Herm???
Bike
02-04-2009, 04:06 PM
Is that you Herm???
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chiefster
02-04-2009, 04:13 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...Or perhaps it's Carl. Is that you Carl???
chiefsfreak4life
02-04-2009, 09:13 PM
I nominate YOU. But you must provide free tix (and parking passes) and beer to all ChiefsCrowd members before heading to the sidelines...

Your qualifications seem ok to me, you're hired!!

:beer:
dbolan
02-05-2009, 10:58 AM
Deal- as long as there will also be Bratwurst...

My friend...For this particular deal with the cheerleaders..Please bring your own Bratwurst, or do the studious thing and have one of your fellow Chiefs brethren take your turn! :D
KCraised
02-05-2009, 03:35 PM
Maybe they could hire the National Madden 09' video game champion. I bet we would have some aggressive play calling then!:D
Coach
02-05-2009, 08:41 PM
DONE!! Everyone also gets a free night out with the cheerleader of his/her choice! No holes barred! LMAO!!

Deal. I'll take Lindsay.
Vandelay
02-05-2009, 09:57 PM
And I have dibs on the red haired Liz.:toast2:
tornadospotter
02-06-2009, 12:02 AM
My friend...For this particular deal with the cheerleaders..Please bring your own Bratwurst, or do the studious thing and have one of your fellow Chiefs brethren take your turn! :D
:funnypost: :sign0098:
Chiefster
02-06-2009, 01:06 AM
Man, I wanna make a joke right now but common decency prohibits me. :D
dbolan
02-06-2009, 01:28 PM
Okay...I did not get the job...Maybe DC?? I should be able to atleast get the cheerleader perk accomplished! LMAO!

Hell...I will volunteer for FREE just to be first in that line! haha
honda522
02-06-2009, 02:35 PM
ROFL, as long as you can get KC to produce 30 sacks next season.