KCChiefs.com : Event Staff: Traffic Positions

[Coach]

We are now accepting applications from qualified candidates for our seasonal, Event Staff traffic positions. Position Summary: Traffic individuals will be responsible for greeting our Guests and assisting them to get to the correct parking lot

More... (http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2009/04/07/event_staff_traffic_positions/)

[Canada]

If they did not hire me to replace Herm then I am definitely not qualified to park cars!!

[Chiefster]

Will they give me a wireless mic and a yellow flag so I can call penalties on the opposing fans? Or better yet can I write them parking tickets that are payable to me?