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Vanilla Garilla
04-14-2009, 12:57 AM
I wrote this on one of my other social networking sites and they all had a blast with it, so I wondered what some of your guys top 5 would be. My top 5 reasons i miss being a kid are:

5. Now when I run up to someone and smack them on the back and say "Tag your it", I get a very weird look if not smacked back, much harder.

4. I wish we still had recess, because my manager tends to get mad at me when I leave 3 times a day to go outside and play.

3. If I go trick or treating without my son, I get looked at very weird and sometimes get told where to go.

2. It is no longer socially acceptable to walk down the street with a toy gun shooting at imaginary things…especially if the gun is black.

1. I can no longer get away with wearing my Ghostbusters Outfit while jamming to Bon Jovi on my walkman.

AussieChiefsFan
04-14-2009, 01:17 AM
This does sound like fun.

Top 5 reasons why I want to go to KC!


Because it's The Home of the Chiefs! (And to meet you guys!!)
To watch NFL games played by the Chiefs for the rest of my life!
To meat the players! Especially TG!
To visit Arrowhead!
Just to have the great feeling about living there!:bananen_smilies046: :bananen_smilies046: :bananen_smilies046: :bananen_smilies046: :yahoo:

Canada
04-14-2009, 08:33 AM
top 5 reasons i miss being a kid are:

5. I have to change my own diaper now!

4. I can no longer hide my beer in a baby bottle.

3. Some women say its creepy when I try breast feeding.

2. Its no longer acceptable to blow my nose on my sleeve.

1. Now my criminal record is permanent!!

pbatrucker
04-14-2009, 08:52 AM
Top five reasons I miss being a kid:

1) Gasoline isn't $.25 a gallon anymore

2) My boss gets made when I take the afternoon off to play sports.

3) My wife gets mad when I play with the girl next door.

4) My doctor tells me what I should eat instead of my mother.

5) People get mad when I throw water ballons.:11:

Vanilla Garilla
04-14-2009, 10:01 AM
3. Some women say its creepy when I try breast feeding.

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3) My wife gets mad when I play with the girl next door.


Are both freaking hilarious:lol:.:sign0098:

honda522
04-14-2009, 10:47 AM
ROFL Canada.


Anyways, I don't miss being a kid at all.

AussieChiefsFan
04-14-2009, 10:43 PM
ROFL Canada.


Anyways, I don't miss being a kid at all.
:sign0153:

honda522
04-14-2009, 10:45 PM
:sign0153:
I was never really a kid, more like an adult with a kids body. Never did kid things.

AussieChiefsFan
04-14-2009, 10:46 PM
I was never really a kid, more like an adult with a kids body. Never did kid things.
OK, :iamwithstupid:

Vandelay
04-14-2009, 10:47 PM
I was never really a kid, more like an adult with a kids body. Never did kid things.
Is your name Benjamin Button?:D

AussieChiefsFan
04-14-2009, 10:48 PM
Is your name Benjamin Button?:D
:funnypost:

honda522
04-14-2009, 11:20 PM
Is your name Benjamin Button?:D
Who the hell?