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Canada
04-15-2009, 03:17 PM
Post them all here boys and girls. My mom is getting upset reading them all in the Tony G thread!! :D

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Bike
04-15-2009, 03:37 PM
Thats pretty frackin' ugly..

Vanilla Garilla
04-15-2009, 04:09 PM
Yo Momma so fat, she is the only Special Olympics athlete viewable from outer space...


Sorry if i offended anyone...

Xploder
04-15-2009, 04:10 PM
yo mama is so fat i rolled over twice and was still caught in her belly button

Bike
04-15-2009, 04:13 PM
Yo mama is so fat I turned out to be an unacheiver..

Canada
04-15-2009, 04:21 PM
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Bike
04-15-2009, 04:30 PM
Your mama is so fat I asked her out.
They closed.

Vanilla Garilla
04-15-2009, 04:30 PM
Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said "Well Florida will help them right"

True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!

Bike
04-15-2009, 04:58 PM
Yo Momma so stupid, when I told her Georgia was being invaded by Russia she said "Well Florida will help them right"

True Freaking Story About A Stupid Mom. LMFAO!!!
Was that Canadas' mom?
Man I'm a jerk.

Canada
04-15-2009, 05:27 PM
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater

Bike
04-15-2009, 05:44 PM
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater
Used???

Canada
04-15-2009, 05:46 PM
Used???

Who....yo mama? :D

Bike
04-15-2009, 06:43 PM
Who....yo mama? :D
You need help. Big help...

Vanilla Garilla
04-15-2009, 07:33 PM
Well Yo Momma so stupid, that when I told her drinks were on the house she went and fetched a ladder.

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 08:46 PM
Yo Mama so stupid, that when she bought a donut she returned it asking for a refund because there was a hole in it!:D

Chiefster
04-15-2009, 10:05 PM
Your momma so fat her belt size is equator.

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 10:24 PM
Yo Mama so fat that she left with high heals and came back with sandals!:lol:

chiefnut
04-15-2009, 11:25 PM
yo mammas so ugly she had to hang a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to come.

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 11:27 PM
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 11:32 PM
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

rbedgood
04-15-2009, 11:33 PM
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 11:34 PM
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 11:36 PM
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Chiefster
04-15-2009, 11:44 PM
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.


:lol::lol::lol:

You mamma's so fat her blood type is "Rocky Road".

Chiefster
04-15-2009, 11:45 PM
Your mamma's so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.

Coach
04-15-2009, 11:50 PM
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Chiefster
04-15-2009, 11:52 PM
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Chiefster
04-15-2009, 11:56 PM
YouTube - Weird Al Yankovic-Fat

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 11:58 PM
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 11:58 PM
Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

AussieChiefsFan
04-15-2009, 11:59 PM
Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:00 AM
Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:00 AM
Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:01 AM
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:02 AM
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:03 AM
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:04 AM
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:05 AM
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 12:05 AM
And that's how to double-post!

YZILLA
04-16-2009, 01:27 AM
Yo Mama is so fat ,when she wears high heals she strikes oil !

Sn@keIze
04-16-2009, 02:17 AM
Yo mama so stupid she considers the Oakland Raiders a professional football team.

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 05:15 AM
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:12 AM
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:13 AM
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!:lol:

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:15 AM
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry!

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:18 AM
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:21 AM
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:25 AM
Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:27 AM
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 06:28 AM
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Canada
04-16-2009, 08:46 AM
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!

Bike
04-16-2009, 11:29 AM
Yo mama so fat she leaves the house in high heels and comes back in flip flops.

prough91
04-16-2009, 11:58 AM
Yo mama so fat she has a propensity for diabetes and heart disease.

Canada
04-16-2009, 12:04 PM
Yo mama so fat she has a propensity for diabetes and heart disease.
:iamwithstupid:

AussieChiefsFan
04-16-2009, 09:44 PM
Yo mama so fat she leaves the house in high heels and comes back in flip flops.
I aleady said that BTW.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

tornadospotter
04-17-2009, 01:49 AM
YouTube - Mr. T Treat your mother right

Sn@keIze
04-17-2009, 02:10 AM
I aleady said that BTW.

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge tooYo mama so fat, that she uses the elastic in her underwear as the bungee cord.

Sn@keIze
04-17-2009, 02:11 AM
Yo mama so fat, she plays 9 ball with the planets.