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Vanilla Garilla
07-15-2009, 09:16 PM
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.




(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
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'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
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'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
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'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas
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'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
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'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan Quayle
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'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?'
-- Lee Iacocca
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'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarter back & sports analyst.
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'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.

May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
--Department of Social Services - Greenville, South Carolina
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'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery
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'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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AussieChiefsFan
07-15-2009, 09:23 PM
If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.




(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: 'I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,'
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.'
--Mariah Carey
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'Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,'
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign .
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,


'I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,'
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,'
--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



'That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,'
--A congressional candidate in Texas
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'Half this game is ninety percent mental.'
--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,




'I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix.'
-- Dan Quayle
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,


'We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?'
-- Lee Iacocca
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



'The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.'
--Joe Theisman, NFL football quarter back & sports analyst.
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'We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.'
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,



'Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away.

May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.'
--Department of Social Services - Greenville, South Carolina
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'Traditionally, most of Australia 's imports come from overseas.'
--Keppel Enderbery
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'If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record.'
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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I love the Aussie Imports one!!!!! What an Idiot!!!! I also loke the one about the letter sent to a dead person! LOL LOL

hermhater
07-15-2009, 10:11 PM
I'm not sure which one of you is making it happen, but I keep getting prompted for a username and password login.

Funny stuff though!

AussieChiefsFan
07-15-2009, 10:13 PM
I'm not sure which one of you is making it happen, but I keep getting prompted for a username and password login.

Funny stuff though!
That's Happening to me too!

Vanilla Garilla
07-15-2009, 10:31 PM
Thats weird...I'm not getting anything.

hermhater
07-15-2009, 11:50 PM
Well I guess we can narrow it down to you Vanilla.

It's asking for access to this address:

portal2.metrogroup.com

Ring any bells?

Vanilla Garilla
07-16-2009, 06:46 AM
Well I guess we can narrow it down to you Vanilla.

It's asking for access to this address:

portal2.metrogroup.com

Ring any bells?

Yep, work email server. I wonder why though. All i did was copy and paste over to here, must be some code in it somewhere.

Chiefster, would you delete this thread for me?

Guru
07-16-2009, 07:35 AM
You had some non-linkable images in the file. It should be good now.

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 06:13 PM
Good job Guru!

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 06:14 PM
Yep, work email server. I wonder why though. All i did was copy and paste over to here, must be some code in it somewhere.

Chiefster, would you delete this thread for me?

No need; Guru made it all better. :)

Vanilla Garilla
07-16-2009, 06:17 PM
No need; Guru made it all better. :)

Thanks Guru And Chiefster, you are the MEN!

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 06:19 PM
Thanks Guru And Chiefster, you are the MEN!


It was all Guru, but you are most certainly welcome. :)

Canada
07-16-2009, 06:27 PM
Thanks Guru And Chiefster, you are the MEN!

Hey!! I didnt do anything either!! :D

hermhater
07-16-2009, 06:28 PM
I didn't do anything either.

Can I get a shout out?

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 06:28 PM
Hey!! I didnt do anything either!! :D

:lol: :lol:

Thanks Canada!

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 06:29 PM
I didn't do anything either.

Can I get a shout out?

No, just Canada.

Canada
07-16-2009, 06:29 PM
:lol: :lol:

Thanks Canada!

No, Thank you!! :bananen_smilies046:

Canada
07-16-2009, 06:30 PM
I didn't do anything either.

Can I get a shout out?

No..

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 06:31 PM
No, Thank you!! :bananen_smilies046:

You are most welcome! :D

Vanilla Garilla
07-16-2009, 07:07 PM
You guys are all awesome. Why? Because your die hard freaking Chiefs Fans Baby!

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 07:12 PM
You guys are all awesome. Why? Because your die hard freaking Chiefs Fans Baby!

Well there ya go! You are among said ranks! :bananen_smilies046:

Chiefster
07-16-2009, 07:28 PM
When I got here I tried to sign in but it kept saying I was already signed in, how do I sign in if I am already signed in?

Good question.