Did anyone else get a barely intelligible pre-recorded message from Glenn Dorsey encouraging them to buy more tickets? Is it in his contract to be Carl's pawn?
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Did anyone else get a barely intelligible pre-recorded message from Glenn Dorsey encouraging them to buy more tickets? Is it in his contract to be Carl's pawn?
Shameless :lol:
...Drunk or dumb jock syndrome???Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief from the North
NO I didn't. My feelings are hurt.
Same here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach
:mob:
I ordered 38 F'in tickets and I got nothin!!
Since when are those mutually exclusive conditions for NFL players???Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefster
Sasquatch, they already had your business...they're calling people that weren't on record for buying tickets yet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada
I have to try to record it off my voice mail and post it here. Half of it sounds like his mouth is full, the other half sounds like the typical dumb jock reading. too funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by rbedgood
I think I might have both!! :bananen_smilies046:Quote:
Originally Posted by rbedgood
then we need to get you signed!!! :bananen_smilies046:Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada
I'll play, but I am bringing a buddy with me to the opener that will dwarf most of the guys on the team minus the linemen. He is about 6'2 and 330!! I will be the little guy!! :)
I was there once 6"2" 320lbs...but now I'm a slight 6'2" 270 lbs, and shrinkingQuote:
Originally Posted by Canada
You should have been an offensive lineman dude!Quote:
Originally Posted by rbedgood
Yeah, but I'm headed down to 195 now...not lineman material there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefster
At least you have the offensive part down!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Chiefster
Offensive...yeah, my odor and your looks. I can take a shower...what's your solution?Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada
:D
I put on a hat and an overcoat....kinda like you avatar!! oh...sorry! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by rbedgood
Dude your hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Canada
At least one of these guys roots for the Chiefs.
:bananen_smilies046:
(How's the Grey Goose treatin' ya this mornin'?)
:drunkhb:
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Originally Posted by Canada
Hey bud...I know it sucks. You do all the work, I get all the spam.
So here you go...audio from Glenn Dorsey's first day on the job as a telemarketer. Amazingly he managed to avoid interrupting me while I was eating supper.
http://cid-2769e8ae0252907d.skydrive.live.com/browse.aspx/Public
Hey thanks!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Chief from the North
The oomm opennrr