Originally Posted by
stlchief71
A man dies and goes to hell. He works his first day breaking rocks in the fire, but does it without complaining. The devil comes to him at the end of the day and says "Isn't this work a little hard?". The man says "Well, I'm from KC. We're good people and we work hard. There is no need to complain." This aggravates the devil and he decides to turn up the heat on the man the next day. Day 2 - 100 degrees hotter, but the man breaks his rocks without complaint. The devil asks him at the end of the day "Isn't it a little hot in here?" The man says "Well, I'm from KC. We used to get some pretty hot summers.". The devil is now beside himself. He decides to freeze the man out and drops the temperature to about 150 below freezing. The man, to the devil's surprise, works all day singing and laughing. He finishes his rocks early and starts helping those around him. The devil is livid. He goes to him at the end of the day and says "I don't get it - did you have cold winters?!". The man says "Well, you see, we did have cold winters, but nothing like that." The devil says "So why aren't you complaining?" The man grins a grin a mile wide and says "If it's a cold day in hell, my Chiefs just won the SuperBowl!"