useful tip for later years: An old man goes into a chemist to buy some ****** "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?"
"I can cut them for you" said the chemist "but a quarter tabletwill not give you a full erection. "
"I am 96" said the old man."I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't pee on my slippers."