People like this make me so proud to be an American...:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Mike Schlesselman, the father of Paul Schlesselman, one of the skinheads accused of plotting to murder presidential candidate Sen. Barrack Obama, leaves the Clifford Davis-Odell Horton Federal Building in Memphis, Tenn. without comment, Thursday, Oct. 30, 2008 after a federal magistrate granted a defense requested delay in the hearing. Schlesselman's sister, Kayla Schlesselman, is over the left shoulder of her father.
(AP Photo/Greg Campbell)
And now, a few words from MY favorite politician...
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"Mmmm.....mmmmm...Come on in Joe, I've got some pipe I'd like you took a look at....mmmm....mmmmm..
One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in his White House bed. He awakens to see George Washington standing by him.
Bush asks him, "George, what's the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Always tell the truth, just as I did," Washington advises, then fades away.
The next night, Bush sees the ghost of Thomas
Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom.
Bush calls out, "Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Respect the Constitution, just as I did," Jefferson
advises, and dims from sight . . . .
The third night sleep still does not come for Bush. He sees the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed.
Bush whispers, "Franklin, What is the best thing I can do to help the country?"
"Help the less fortunate, just as I did," FDR replies and fades into the mist.
Bush isn't sleeping well the fourth night when he sees another figure moving in the shadows. It's the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
Bush pleads, "Abe, what is the best thing I can do
right now to help the country?"
Lincoln replies, "Support the arts, as I did. Get out and see a play." :D:D:D
posted by roxtar at 9:26 AM
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible,' said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
I hear tell they're using Cheney's clock in heavenly, wind-tunnel testing facilities in an effort to create stronger wings for the Angels!
It's good to see that Missouri is at least trying to finally get it's head on straight. Not much of a margin, but hey; I'll take anything over 50%.
I hope that little twerp freshman Senator I voted for in 2000 will finally be shown the door.
What ever happened to Ashcroft? Good Lord that guy was an embarrassment! Yes, let's cover the classical statuary in the lobby of the Justice Department, because in the Big Picture of Life, inanimate and naked statues are the tall order of the day!
Oi; is it over yet...
I'm sorry Bike, was there something you wished to add to the dialogue?
Oh I'm sorry, that's RIGHT; I CAN'T SEE OR HEAR YOU.
Forum calls it the "Ignore Option", I call it the "Bush/Bike Doctrine".