Let's go Chiefs!
I can't stand Bobby Knight.
That is all.
2 other important rules I've been told:
(1) Make them laugh. Women like to laugh.
(They especially seem delighted when you make them laugh by complimenting them in a humorous way. Then you are making them laugh and simulateously communicating to them that they are attractive).
(2) If they ever ask, "I look fat, don't I?" you NEVER NEVER say , "Yes"![/quote]
Friday night I went out with the girls from work - A guy actually told a co worker that she was "Hotter than dough nut grease!" Now that was funny! On the other hand, a old school mate grabbed my boob, so having just enough drinks to make me do something about it, I grabbed him between the legs! He said he did not appreciate that! I said, I did not appreciate being grabbed either.
Thank you! It's neat when lines like that come to you right at the moment. :)
One that's a little more obvious and not as clever was when we were going to work on something together and she said, "Okay, I'll be back in a few minutes and then we can hook up." I said, "Really?! We can hook up?! Thank you!"
Not as witty as the other line but still made her laugh and went over well, heh!
Remember chicks dig a$$holes, and you may be ingratiating yourself in the wrong manner. She also has to know that you have a dangerous side, or you will become nothing more than a good buddy that she would never imagine sleeping with because that would ruin what you guys already have.
Been there, done that. It's a one way street down heartbreak street!