Originally Posted by
IlovetheChiefs
Once upon a time a man asked a woman to marry him. She said no. And he lived happily ever after.
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A man was in a skiing accident. In the hospital a doctor came to his bed and told him, "I have some good news and some bad news." "Give me the bad news first", the man said. "Well", replied the doctor, "I'm afraid we'll have to amputate both of your legs." "What??!!", exclaimed the man, "what could possibly be the good news, then??!!".
The doctor answered, "The guy in the next bed over there wants to buy your skis."
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One day the Chiefs decided to fire Herm Edwards. Herm was then soon interviewed by the Oakland Raiders. "So how do you feel about the prospect of coaching for a rival team now?" "Well", said Herm, "I like the Chiefs and they'll always have a special place in my heart, but as a Raider I would be solely for their best interests, of course. I mean, I was fond of the Jets, too, but, you know, you move on."
"Okay, but you say the Chiefs are always gong to have a special place in your heart. And yet this is the biggest rivalry in football. How are you going to really give it your all as a Raider when you play the Chiefs twice each year, if you still have such a fondness for them in your heart?"
"Well, I'll just have to GET OVER IT!"
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