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Present female "Crowd" members excluded. :D
There is a football team called the Chargers....
MUAHAHAHA, that is the punchline, get it?
An elderly man is stopped by the police around1
a. m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "My wife."
[Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how is manifests itself:
decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I notice
that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the
mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash
can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the
trash first, but then I think that since Iím going to be near the
mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills
I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one check
left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my
desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. Iím going
to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I
donít accidentally knock it over.
I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the
counter catches my eyeĖthey need to be watered.
I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading
glasses that Iíve been searching for all morning.
I decide Iíd better put them back on my desk, but first Iím going to
water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,
and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking for
the remote, but nobody will remember that itís on the kitchen table, so
I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first Iíll
water the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up
Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day; the car isnít washed, the bills arenít paid,
there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers arenít
watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook,
I canít find the remote, I canít find my glasses, and I donít remember
what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, Iím really
baffled because I know I was busy all day long and Iím really tired. I
realize this is a serious problem, and Iíll try to get some help for it,
but first Iíll check my e-mail.
Do me a favor, will you? Forward this message to close friends you
know, because I donít remember to whom it has been sent.
Donít laugh Ė if this isnít you yet, your day is coming! And if I have
sent this to you beforeÖ.well, now you know why youíre getting it again.