Joke: The Chiefs!
Joke: The Chiefs!
A large truck was moving through a railway underpass when it got wedged in between the road and the girders overhead. All the efforts of experts to extricate it proved useless, and traffic was stalled for miles on both sides of the underpass.
A little boy kept trying to get the attention of the foreman but was always pushed away. Finally in sheer exasperation, the foreman said, “I suppose you've come to tell us how to do this job!”
" Yes,” said the child. “I suggest you let some air out of the tires."
Ok here's the deal as I see it.
Independents, Democrats (all two of them) and Republicans that are unsatisfied with Obama need to do the following.
Independents: Conservative and Moderate Independents need to vote Republican in 2012.
Democrats: Need to vote Independent.
Republicans: There's this new process by which a president is determined, perhaps you've heard of it, it's called VOTING!
Tyler Palko biggest joke ever
Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Mom, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Goodwill. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother and sister."
Well..... she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, 'Mom, I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'"
To help save the economy, the Governmentwill announce next month that the Immigration Department will start deporting seniors (instead of illegals) in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs.
Older people are easier to catch and will not remember how to get back home.
I started to cry when I thought of you.
Then it dawned on me ... oh, crap ... I'll see you on the bus!