The Old Man on the Mountain
:wheelchair: Well I wheeled mself to the top of the mountain and ask the wise old sage up there a very important question, "Will the Chiefs beat New England?
He looked at me and said "Are you wasting my time?"
I thought a minute, and replied, "No Sir, I didn't wheel myself all the way up here to waste any body's time, will the Chiefs win the game?"
:yahoo: "Well Sonny, take this five dollar bill down the mountain and to the ice cream store and by me a "nilla cone and if you get it back here without it melting, the Chief's will win!"
I threw him off the mountain-GO CHIEFS BEAT NEW ENGLAND!!