I hate the Raiders more than...Your Top Five

[KCINNYC]

To start this thread, I hate the Raiders so much it makes my skin crawl. I think of the Raiders as the demons of hell, the Orcs of Mordor, the Evil that lurks in the hearts of men. I think of Al Davis as I do the Emperor Palpatine from Return of the Jedi...just waiting for the right time to shoot lightning out of his fingers at Clark Hunt...(Not that Lamar is anything like Darth) So here is my top five

5) I hate the Raiders more than the DMV
4) More than crying babies on the seat next to me on an airplane
3) More than calling a company about a bill and talking to "Julie" ("Hi! I'm Julie, and welcome to Random Company. I will be your virtual receptionist that tells you to speak clearly into the phone about your costumer service need and then tells you over and over that 'sorry, I didn't get that...'")
2) More than the Tyra Banks Show
1) I hate the Raiders more than a Boston Red Sox fan hates the Yankees. Trust me.

Whats your top five?

[DT14PRIEST]

5) I hate the Raiders more than the DMV
4) More than crying babies on the seat next to me on an airplane
3) More than calling a company about a bill and talking to "Julie" ("Hi! I'm Julie, and welcome to Random Company. I will be your virtual receptionist that tells you to speak clearly into the phone about your costumer service need and then tells you over and over that 'sorry, I didn't get that...'")
2) More than the Tyra Banks Show
1) I hate the Raiders more than a Boston Red Sox fan hates the Yankees. Trust me.

Whats your top five?

Too keep my top five PG rated :

5) Whitlock
4) Lin Elliot
3) San Diego
2) Denver
1) KCINNYC

[Chiefster]

Too keep my top five PG rated :

5) Whitlock
4) Lin Elliot
3) San Diego
2) Denver
1) KCINNYC

You typed that name we do not read, nor can we utter!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Chief Tyler]

5. Billy Mays products.
4. the people who made fun of me for believing Guy Terrifico was real.
3. potato salad.
2. the time in between seasons of 24 and Lost.
1. Jayhawks.

[Chief Tyler]

The last one might be a lie. It's really close though.

[Hayvern]

I hate the Raiders more than:

5. Getting my toenails pulled off with rusty worn out pliers
4. The sound the dental drill makes inside my mouth
3. The feeling that is left after the dental drill has been used
2. Driving a 6 inch replica of the Empire State Building up my nose
1. Having a proctology exam from Dr. Fingers (shudder)

[Canada]

I hate the Raiders more than:

1. Running out of beer
2. Pink eye
3. Waking up next to an ugly girl
4. Farts that turn out not to be farts
5. Churchbackfield (although its close)

[OPLookn]

I hate the Faiders more than:

5. Waking up on a monday morning
4. People driving the speed limit in the fast lane
3. Having a 10 at 2am and a 2 at 10 am.
2. more than the dolts, I mean bolts.
1. more than the donks.

[m0ef0e]

I hate the gayders more than:

5. Green peppers.
4. Smirnoff Ice.
3. Kanye West.
2. Fran Drescher's laugh.
1. The Garbage Pail Kids movie.

[matthewschiefs]

I hate the raiders more then
1. Work
2. football offseason
3. nails on a chalkboard
4. my brothers
5. the UNC tarhells thats saying something