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    I'm bored. Can someone please entertain me!
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    You should have stayed in KC.

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    I'm going back!


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    Let me know, we'll meet up for a beer.

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    John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
    by just listening to the bells.

    John's favorite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen,
    but this morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded Hussein the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Hussein was a politician in the making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the

    most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at

    sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.

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    Here's a line from a 1970 episode of The Brady Bunch for you:

    Marcia, age 13, is in love and says, "The daffodils are singing and the birds are blooming." Then Mike Brady says, "Daffodils are singing and birds are blooming??"

    And then remember the final episode where Bobby's junk hair tonic turned Greg's hair orange. And Greg looked in the mirror horrified and said, "My graduation is tomorrow and I've got ... orange hair!"

    Hope those goofy lines entertained you slightly from your boredom, heh.

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    Thanks! I love 'em!!!
    how sad is it that I used to love the Brady Bunch!!
    Wow!!
    Thanks for the smiles!
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    QUAKE LIVE

    Never be bored again, sir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yashi View Post
    QUAKE LIVE

    Never be bored again, sir.
    thanks....well...except for the 'sir' part. LOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    John was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens), called 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.

    Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a distance,
    which rooster was performing.

    Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
    by just listening to the bells.

    John's favorite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen,
    but this morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

    He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded Hussein the No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Hussein was a politician in the making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the

    most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at

    sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.
    Nice, and all so true.


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