Right off the bat, this is fiction and meant for your amusment only!!!

Warren Sapp walks on the set and sees Mike Mayock. He walks towards him

Sapp: Mayock, I bett you $1000 that I can make Mike Vick a starter this year.

Mayock: Your on, how do you plan to get this done?

Sapp: Easy, Ill just keep telling every team that he is the answer. He will come in and make their running game better just by his presence. That he has developed into a pass first, pocket QB. Some fool GM will believe it and POW, a second round pick and its done.

Mayock: Ok, I'll do you one better. I'll bet you another grand that I can get McCoy Drafted ahead of Suh, Thomas ahead of Berry and Tebow drafted in the second round.

Sapp: Ok, your on. So how do you plan to do that?

Mayock: Are you kidding, I AM THE PUPET MASTER. I just move them to the top of my top 5 and then tell everyone how great great they are. For Tebow I just tell everyone how good he looked at his pro day and if he is there in the bottom half of the second hes a steel. Like you said there will be one fool out there that believes it. I already have everyone believing that Joe Haden may run a 4.6 40, but he plays at 4.4 and is still the top CB in the draft and should be in the top 15.