god dang it i hate 810

[SAPHOJUNKIE]

I feel so sorry for everyone in kansas city having to listen to these jackass morons every day.

I just sat through a f*cking 15 minute diatribe about one of these pudgy morons' jury duty. Switched over to espn radio, and there was an impassioned, informative segment on the NFL fines this week. It was amazing. I switched back to 810 just on the off-chance that they are previewing the Chiefs/jags game, or discussing something remotely useful.

there was fifteen seconds of discussion on the NFL fines, when they got most, if not all, of the facts wrong, and then moved onto the "soren petro eats on air for 8 minutes" portion of my daily hell.

that's what I want, a self-righteous, pompous syracuse jackass eating sausage rolls while trying to make horrible jokes. I can hear Soren Petro getting fatter. the fatter he gets, the dumber he gets. The dumber he gets, the louder he gets. The louder he gets, the more his retard lackeys chew dead air while they ponder their responses to his inane, jackass questions.

I was listening to Colin Cowherd, COLIN COWHERD!, who is one of the most annoying radio personalities in sports. But he asked a question, and his interviewee took a two second pause, and Cowherd said "pause!" He actually called out the guy for sitting there with dead air. I was blown away.

But noooooo....god forbid Soren Petro ever calls out his team of flying monkeys. Curtis Sebolt might be the single most boring person ever on the face of the earth. If you gave me the choice of having to talk with this man for five minutes or literally rip off my own nutsack, suffice to say I'm looking for a new set of fake cojones.

Dear 810 -

I'm done with you.

don't call.

Don't say hi to me in the hallway.

I hope you all die. And I mean immediately.

Seriously.

You suck at everything you do. You have a horrible business, you have no talent. You are fat, stupid, and uninteresting.

You make the world a sh&ttier place.

[CapitalT]

Don't sugar coat it, give it to us straight.

Hey, by the way, let me tell you about my day at jury duty, oh and I am eating a sausage roll right now!!!

LOL - I can't stop laughing!

[KCINNYC]

You know, I have to agree.

810 has been the king for too long. I think that they are used to being the top station in town and all their shows have gotten lazy. They need fresh material. You are right, all the time I want to turn on 810 and hear something about the Chiefs and am stuck with Big 12 rants and rumors.

But yes, I heard the Jury Duty clip as well. It was painful. Guess what? WE DON"T CARE.

[SAPHOJUNKIE]

It's the eating on-air that angers me the most. It has such complacency and entitlement. They don't even try anymore.

"eh, screw the listener. they can wait to hear the end of my sentence AFTER i swallow my puff pastry. I mean, I can't be expected to go FOUR HOURS only eating during THREE MINUTE commercial breaks!!! AMIRITE?! God I hate myself."

Direct quote from soren petro

you fat, sophomoric, pompous ***.