Chiefs Emergency Warning System

**tornadospotter** · 10-01-2007, 01:35 PM

The Chiefs Emergency Warning System is issuing a Tornado Watch for all Jacksonville Jaguars fans, players and coaches. The Chiefs Warning System indicates that a potential dangerous storm is developing, Again this is a Red and Gold Tornado Watch for all Jacksonville Jaguars.

**m0ebr0** · 10-03-2007, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by Polleo Pit Man

Not a joke.
But this is what Jax can expect!

Jax can expect that type of damage to thier team. The storm seems to be growing bigger and bigger.

**sling58** · 10-03-2007, 11:29 AM

Go Chiefs!!!!

**tornadospotter** · 10-03-2007, 11:34 PM

The Chiefs Emergency Warning System is issuing this update. Chiefs Red and Gold Prediction Center is Predicting strong Defensive front disrupting Jag o-line, causing QB problems with ball handling, Fast and furious LB's striking fear of the Red Hats! DB's backs applying thundering hits! Final analyze of data collected at this time. The fear of the RED HATS will be in the heads of Jags! This is building to be a RED AND GOLD storm to be worried about, unless you where the color of Red!

**m0ef0e** · 10-04-2007, 01:29 AM

Originally Posted by tornadospotter

The Chiefs Emergency Warning System is issuing this update. Chiefs Red and Gold Prediction Center is Predicting strong Defensive front disrupting Jag o-line, causing QB problems with ball handling, Fast and furious LB's striking fear of the Red Hats! DB's backs applying thundering hits! Final analyze of data collected at this time. The fear of the RED HATS will be in the heads of Jags! This is building to be a RED AND GOLD storm to be worried about, unless you where the color of Red!

This has been an official announcment. We now resume your regular programming.
GO CHIEFS!!!

**tornadospotter** · 10-04-2007, 02:24 AM

Originally Posted by m0ef0e

This has been an official announcment. We now resume your regular programming.
GO CHIEFS!!!

Of being scared of the Red and Gold! CHIEFS!!
GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!

**Polleo Pit Man** · 10-04-2007, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by tornadospotter

Of being scared of the Red and Gold! CHIEFS!!
GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!

GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!

**tornadospotter** · 10-04-2007, 02:41 AM

Originally Posted by m0ef0e

This has been an official announcment. We now resume your regular programming.
GO CHIEFS!!!

Originally Posted by tornadospotter

Of being scared of the Red and Gold! CHIEFS!!
GO CHIEFS!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Polleo Pit Man

GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!GO CHIEFS!!!

THE RED HATS ARE GOING TO MESS WITH YOUR MIND!!!! THE STORM SHELTERS ONLY WORK FOR THE LOYAL AND TRUE RED AND GOLD CHIEFS. Jags YOUR COACH IS A FORMER RED AND GOLD CHIEFS PLAYER!, AND
YOU ARE COMING INTO ARROWHEAD.

**tornadospotter** · 10-05-2007, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by m0ef0e

This is confirmed to be the same storm that left San Diego in ruins on Sunday. All Jaguars coaches, players, and fans are advised to take cover as more football-sized hail and rain is expected again this Sunday in Kansas City. All Jaguars need to be cautioned about the possibility of being blown away at Arrowhead this weekend by the tornado-winds of momentum.

Originally Posted by tornadospotter

THE RED HATS ARE GOING TO MESS WITH YOUR MIND!!!! THE STORM SHELTERS ONLY WORK FOR THE LOYAL AND TRUE RED AND GOLD CHIEFS. Jags YOUR COACH IS A FORMER RED AND GOLD CHIEFS PLAYER!, AND
YOU ARE COMING INTO ARROWHEAD.

The Chiefs Emergency Warning System Has issued a Red and Gold Tornado Warning for all Jacksonville Jaguar Fans, Coaches, and Players, A super cell storm of Red and Gold has been indicated by the Chiefs EWS. This is not the same storm that destroyed the chargers! It is a much more intense storm! All Jag fans Coaches and Players are advised to put on Red and seek shelter, while you have time! This is a Warning!