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    I'm sure you've seen this already.....

    conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.

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    Iranian Air Defense Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
    Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'
    Air Defense Site: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
    Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

    Air Defense Site: (.... total silence)


    God bless them!
    Thank you to all the Vets out there!


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    Quote Originally Posted by AkChief49 View Post
    I'm sure you've seen this already.....

    conversation overheard on the VHF Guard (emergency) frequency 121.5 MHz while flying from Europe to Dubai.

    !cid_8B8A807CCD074FFABCD01569509F4529@MarilynPC.jpg

    Iranian Air Defense Site: 'Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.'
    Aircraft: 'This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.'
    Air Defense Site: 'You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!'
    Aircraft: 'This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send 'em up, I'll wait!'

    Air Defense Site: (.... total silence)


    God bless them!
    Thank you to all the Vets out there!


    I love that!

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    yes I did AkChief49 just the other day. and thanks for posting pal



    The Woman Marine Pilot

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, etc.

    But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.

    She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
    She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.

    'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

    "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."
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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    yes I did AkChief49 just the other day. and thanks for posting pal



    The Woman Marine Pilot

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, etc.

    But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.

    She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
    She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.

    'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

    "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."
    That is so true!


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    Quote Originally Posted by kcvet View Post
    yes I did AkChief49 just the other day. and thanks for posting pal



    The Woman Marine Pilot

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved, etc.

    But then the teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Janie was left. “Janie, do you have a story to share?' ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy.

    She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
    She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher.

    'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

    "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."
    NICE!

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