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    Good morning Chiefs fans! Here's my April Fools mock draft video

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    EmDiggy, there's just no way, with the #1 pick in the draft, that KC doesn't trade down with Miami to get that revolving door at the right tackle position. Keep in mind we have to play the Raiders defensive line twice a year, and making them run through that revolving door would add at least five seconds before they'd get to the QB.

    The Chiefs could extend that time even further by putting the toll booth from Blazing Saddles in as the entire left side of the offensive line. (There's a clip on youtube, but due to language it's NSFW, but just type in the search box "toll booth blazing saddles") Imagine how hard it would be to dig a dime out of your trousers while wearing those football gloves. Imagine how hard it would be to keep a dime in your trousers during an NFL game. It'd force the owners to stand on the sidelines with a bag full of dimes. It could revolutionize the game at the LT position. QB injuries would be a thing of the past.

    Brittney is a much better fit for the Vikings, anyway. Now that they have Matt Cassel, they have a QB that will consistently throw the ball a little too high, which is perfect for Brittney. Just like Blaine Gabbert, it can't fail.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eydugstr View Post
    EmDiggy, there's just no way, with the #1 pick in the draft, that KC doesn't trade down with Miami to get that revolving door at the right tackle position. Keep in mind we have to play the Raiders defensive line twice a year, and making them run through that revolving door would add at least five seconds before they'd get to the QB.

    The Chiefs could extend that time even further by putting the toll booth from Blazing Saddles in as the entire left side of the offensive line. (There's a clip on youtube, but due to language it's NSFW, but just type in the search box "toll booth blazing saddles") Imagine how hard it would be to dig a dime out of your trousers while wearing those football gloves. Imagine how hard it would be to keep a dime in your trousers during an NFL game. It'd force the owners to stand on the sidelines with a bag full of dimes. It could revolutionize the game at the LT position. QB injuries would be a thing of the past.

    Brittney is a much better fit for the Vikings, anyway. Now that they have Matt Cassel, they have a QB that will consistently throw the ball a little too high, which is perfect for Brittney. Just like Blaine Gabbert, it can't fail.
    *dying over here* CLASSIC!

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