Solve the Riddle!

**sling58** · 10-18-2007, 03:24 PM

You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this
highly dangerous situation?

(I'll let you all think about the answer for a while before I post the answer.)

**anaeelbackwards** · 10-18-2007, 03:28 PM

im as dumb as an ox when it comes to riddles and stuff. im looking forward to the answer.

**sling58** · 10-18-2007, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by anaeelbackwards

im as dumb as an ox when it comes to riddles and stuff. im looking forward to the answer.

I'll Pm it to ya so you can have a laugh.

**rbedgood** · 10-19-2007, 12:14 AM

you can either grab another beer and enjoy the merry go round, or get off and watch the other idiots on it from the park bench.

**Chiefster** · 10-19-2007, 01:26 AM

Originally Posted by rbedgood

you can either grab another beer and enjoy the merry go round, or get off and watch the other idiots on it from the park bench.

Yup! Wait for the music to stop and Step off the carousel.

**hermhater** · 10-19-2007, 01:35 AM

Originally Posted by sling58

You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles which won't get out of your way and you can't seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede of horses. What must you do to get out of this
highly dangerous situation?

(I'll let you all think about the answer for a while before I post the answer.)

Jump off of the horse and onto an ostrich (they can run faster than a horse and lions wouldn't chase them for fear they will get kicked by the ostrich and have their jaw broken and starve to death), then you don't have the gazelles in front of you, and the stampede of horses is no longer behind you.

Ride the ostrich until it is tired. Then have it lay an egg for you and serve 12 guests omelette's.

Then you slaughter the ostrich and sell it's feathers for decoration at Hobby Lobby, and eat the meat because it is tasty.

**Guru** · 10-19-2007, 01:36 AM

Jump on an ostrich since the lion will never catch it anyway.

**hermhater** · 10-19-2007, 01:36 AM

Originally Posted by hermhater

Jump off of the horse and onto an ostrich (they can run faster than a horse and lions wouldn't chase them for fear they will get kicked by the ostrich and have their jaw broken and starve to death), then you don't have the gazelles in front of you, and the stampede of horses is no longer behind you.

Ride the ostrich until it is tired. Then have it lay an egg for you and serve 12 guests omelette's.

Then you slaughter the ostrich and sell it's feathers for decoration at Hobby Lobby, and eat the meat because it is tasty.

Got to think outside the box (and Google) guys!

Go Chiefs!!!