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Thread: Canadas beer belly, versus the Packers.

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    Default Canadas beer belly, versus the Packers.

    Not quite sure how well this is going to work, but I'll give some numbers on it.

    All beers must be drank between the hours of 11:00 A.M., and 11:59 P.M. (Central time, Not sure of the time-zone that Canada is in.)
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    This is gonna be good...
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    Might I suggest some straight bets and some parlay bets


    Canada drinks less than 10 beers 250/1
    Canada drinks between 11-20 beers 20/1
    Canada drinks between 21-30 beers 2/1
    Canada drinks between 31-40 beers 3/2
    Canada drinks between 41-47 beers 3/1
    Canada drinks 48+ beers 15/1
    Green Bay scores more points than Canada drinks beers 100/1
    Kansas City scores more ponits than Canada drinks beers 100/1
    Canada drinks more beers than total points in game 25/1
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    Quote Originally Posted by chief31 View Post
    Not quite sure how well this is going to work, but I'll give some numbers on it.

    All beers must be drank between the hours of 7:00 A.M., and 8:00 P.M. (Central time, Not sure of the time-zone that Canada is in.)

    Also, there has to be some form of visual evidence. If Canada is unable to get his webcam, or other photographic recording, working, then all bets will be null and void. All wagers will be returned to the individual bettors.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chief31 View Post
    Also, there has to be some form of visual evidence. If Canada is unable to get his webcam, or other photographic recording, working, then all bets will be null and void. All wagers will be returned to the individual bettors.
    That should be one of the betting lines...

    Canada is unable to get technical set-up to support bet 1/1 odds
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    Stiff odds Chief31...48 beers is an accomplishment...reward the faithful...
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    My freakin' computer is getting excited talking about beer or something...

    This thing keeps rebooting, but only after I post something about a beer related thread.

    Getting suspicious over here...
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    Also, all beers must be of the same same minnimum size. At, or near, 12 fluid ounces, or more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rbedgood View Post
    Might I suggest some straight bets and some parlay bets


    Canada drinks less than 10 beers 250/1
    Canada drinks between 11-20 beers 20/1
    Canada drinks between 21-30 beers 2/1
    Canada drinks between 31-40 beers 3/2
    Canada drinks between 41-47 beers 3/1
    Canada drinks 48+ beers 15/1
    Green Bay scores more points than Canada drinks beers 100/1
    Kansas City scores more ponits than Canada drinks beers 100/1
    Canada drinks more beers than total points in game 25/1
    I spit beer out of my nose dude.

    Don't know how many other people drink beer out there, or have had this happen, but it ain't fun..

    I am in tears dude...

    That was sooooo funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chief31 View Post
    Also, all beers must be of the same same minnimum size. At, or near, 12 fluid ounces, or more.
    Canada has big hands.

    He can't hold anything smaller than a 12 oz'er!

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