You'll shoot your eye out!
You'll shoot your eye out!
Everything happens for a reason.
"God bless us, every one!"
I want to be a dentist!
Everything happens for a reason.
Yippie ki yi yay motherf***er!-Die Hard
"If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad
Look Daddy! Teacher says, "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
Everything happens for a reason.
"Ugh! I've been kissed by a dog! I have dog germs! Got hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some iodine!"
"That's my son!"
"Alright then, you beat him."
Scrooged.
Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*&%^$ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that *#%$ this side of the nuthouse.
Clark Griswald.... National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)
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