Christmas movie quotes

[luv]

You'll shoot your eye out!

[chief31]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*&%^$ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that *#%$ this side of the nuthouse.

Clark Griswald.... National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)

"...Where's the Tylenol?"

[Chiefster]

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*&%^$ Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a$$ down that *#%$ this side of the nuthouse.

Clark Griswald.... National Lampoons Christmas Vacation (1989)

Much better Tammie; thanks!

[hermhater]

"What? You can't see her nipple! Guys? Can you see her nipple?"

"See? And these guys are *really* looking..."

Scrooged.

[chief31]

"How about a nice... uhh... football?"

A Christmas Story

[Chiefster]

"That's my son!"

"Alright then, you beat him."

Scrooged.

"What? You can't see her nipple! Guys? Can you see her nipple?"

"See? And these guys are *really* looking..."

Scrooged.

Who put that moron on the air?!
Brice Cummings, sir. But he can't talk to you right now. He's tied up.
Uh-huh. Yes, in fact he just said that
- you're a flatulent butt-head. - A butt-head?
He's never liked a man in quite the way he likes you.

[chief31]

Who put that moron on the air?!
Brice Cummings, sir. But he can't talk to you right now. He's tied up.
Uh-huh. Yes, in fact he just said that
- you're a flatulent butt-head. - A butt-head?
He's never liked a man in quite the way he likes you.

Sorry HH, but when that guy kicked his cat.....

[tammietailgator]

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, (penis)less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey (poop) he is. Hallelujah. Holy (poop). Where's the Tylenol?
Again, Clark Griswald, NLCV

[tammietailgator]

Sorry HH, but when that guy kicked his cat.....

Or when the cat left that burn mark on the carpet after biting the lights on the Christmas tree - Christmas Vacation!

[Chiefster]

Sorry HH, but when that guy kicked his cat.....

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, (penis)less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey (poop) he is. Hallelujah. Holy (poop). Where's the Tylenol?
Again, Clark Griswald, NLCV

Classic! ...On both accounts!

[chief31]

Or when the cat left that burn mark on the carpet after biting the lights on the Christmas tree - Christmas Vacation!

Almost as good as the squirrel in the tree.