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    SAN FRANCISCO
    (AP) - A seven-year-old Kansas City , MO , boy was at the center of
    a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court
    ruling over who should have custody of him.

    The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge
    initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody
    law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the
    degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat
    him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

    When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents,
    the boy cried out that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
    that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
    judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
    should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child
    welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the
    Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of
    beating anyone. :p


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    Oh, that is cold.
    "If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad


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    Quote Originally Posted by prough91 View Post
    Oh, that is cold.
    Just throwin out some humor there given our current circumstances.


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    If you can't cry, I guess you just have to laugh about it!
    "If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad


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    Quote Originally Posted by prough91 View Post
    If you can't cry, I guess you just have to laugh about it!

    Yeah, I like laughing better.


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    You really had me going.... of course I have been studying like mad all night. and a little confused right now.

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    This is one of the all time greats. But it goes hand in hand w/ this one:

    The teacher of the third grade class was asking the kids what their fathers did for a living. Sally said a police officer, Billy said a taxi driver, Sandy said a janitor.

    When it came to little Johnny, he said he didn't want to tell. The teach politely, but firmly, told him he had to.

    Johnny got very quiet and said: "My father is a male stripper at a gay strip club. Sometimes, if someone tips him enough, he will go behind the club with them and perform on them."

    Everyone was shocked. The teacher moved on to the next student but asked Johnny to stay behind when the class went to recess.

    "Johnny" she said, "that is not really what your father does, is it?"

    "No ma'am" he said quietly.

    "Why didn't you tell the class the truth?"

    "Because I was embarassed."

    "But Johnny, what could your father do that would be more embarassing than the lie you made up?"

    Johnny started to tear up and said quietly "He plays for the Dophins."



    (even though it's just a joke, I couldn't type "Chiefs" in there...)
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    -- Chris, resident of Arrowhead East (St. Louis)

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    Quote Originally Posted by stlchief View Post
    This is one of the all time greats. But it goes hand in hand w/ this one:

    The teacher of the third grade class was asking the kids what their fathers did for a living. Sally said a police officer, Billy said a taxi driver, Sandy said a janitor.

    When it came to little Johnny, he said he didn't want to tell. The teach politely, but firmly, told him he had to.

    Johnny got very quiet and said: "My father is a male stripper at a gay strip club. Sometimes, if someone tips him enough, he will go behind the club with them and perform on them."

    Everyone was shocked. The teacher moved on to the next student but asked Johnny to stay behind when the class went to recess.

    "Johnny" she said, "that is not really what your father does, is it?"

    "No ma'am" he said quietly.

    "Why didn't you tell the class the truth?"

    "Because I was embarassed."

    "But Johnny, what could your father do that would be more embarassing than the lie you made up?"

    Johnny started to tear up and said quietly "He plays for the Dophins."



    (even though it's just a joke, I couldn't type "Chiefs" in there...)
    That was awesome.

    "If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad


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    Quote Originally Posted by stlchief View Post
    This is one of the all time greats. But it goes hand in hand w/ this one:

    The teacher of the third grade class was asking the kids what their fathers did for a living. Sally said a police officer, Billy said a taxi driver, Sandy said a janitor.

    When it came to little Johnny, he said he didn't want to tell. The teach politely, but firmly, told him he had to.

    Johnny got very quiet and said: "My father is a male stripper at a gay strip club. Sometimes, if someone tips him enough, he will go behind the club with them and perform on them."

    Everyone was shocked. The teacher moved on to the next student but asked Johnny to stay behind when the class went to recess.

    "Johnny" she said, "that is not really what your father does, is it?"

    "No ma'am" he said quietly.

    "Why didn't you tell the class the truth?"

    "Because I was embarassed."

    "But Johnny, what could your father do that would be more embarassing than the lie you made up?"

    Johnny started to tear up and said quietly "He plays for the Dophins."



    (even though it's just a joke, I couldn't type "Chiefs" in there...)


    ...And was probably a FA acquisition from the Chiefs.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Chiefster View Post


    ...And was probably a FA acquisition from the Chiefs.
    I think he plays on the offensive line.
    "If you need braggin' on, let someone else do it"-my dad


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