This is one of the all time greats. But it goes hand in hand w/ this one:
The teacher of the third grade class was asking the kids what their fathers did for a living. Sally said a police officer, Billy said a taxi driver, Sandy said a janitor.
When it came to little Johnny, he said he didn't want to tell. The teach politely, but firmly, told him he had to.
Johnny got very quiet and said: "My father is a male stripper at a gay strip club. Sometimes, if someone tips him enough, he will go behind the club with them and perform on them."
Everyone was shocked. The teacher moved on to the next student but asked Johnny to stay behind when the class went to recess.
"Johnny" she said, "that is not really what your father does, is it?"
"No ma'am" he said quietly.
"Why didn't you tell the class the truth?"
"Because I was embarassed."
"But Johnny, what could your father do that would be more embarassing than the lie you made up?"
Johnny started to tear up and said quietly "He plays for the Dophins."
(even though it's just a joke, I couldn't type "Chiefs" in there...)
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