I would really like to thank you for the Disney Princess make-up kit you brought me last year, it was the bomb. Iím just so glad the guys at chiefscrowd didnít find out about it. Iíve decided this year that, instead of asking for things for myself, in the spirit of Christmas, I was going to ask that you bring gifts to other people.
First off, for chiefster, could you bring some of those pretty little blue pills he enjoys so much? He takes them ALL the time. Also, how about a little HGH? I heard it is an anti-aging drug.
For Mike Solari, a new playbook. I donít know how well you are at drawing up plays, but if you visit the east coast first, you could stop in at a little stadium in Foxborough. You might just happen to ďfindĒ one lying around.
For Herm Edwards, a plane ticket with his choice of destination. As long as itís one way.
For canada, a new liver. I have a feeling he might be due for another one.
For Clark Hunt, some new glasses. Evidently, his have a rose colored tint.
For the Chiefs team in general, how good are elves at playing on the offensive line. I mean, you and Mrs. Claus look like you could really hold your own, but do you have some, oh, I donít know, really fat elves with a little talent?
And finally, Santa, I have reached the end of my list, Carl Peterson. I canít really think of a gift, per se, for Carl, but I wondered if you ever made any ďhitsĒ. You know. Flying by his house on your little sleigh. He just happens to be standing by a window. Your gun ďaccidentallyĒ goes off. Donít worry, it will all be on the down low. If money is a sticking point, Iíll start a donation thread right now on the crowd and Iíll guarantee you I can have ten grand by nightfall.
Well, Santa, I guess thatís about it. I really hope youíre going to bring me that Tickle Me Elmo Iíve been asking for the last few years, and, as always, the cookies are on the mantle. Have a Merry Christmas Santa!
P.S. I almost forgot. Could you bring h-squared a drum of parrot feed and kitty litter? Thanks Santa.