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    Clinton, McCain emerge as comeback winners in New Hampshire primary



    WASHINGTON - Democrat Hillary Clinton pulled off an unexpected narrow victory in New Hampshire on Tuesday, dramatically rescuing her bid for the White House in a tense battle with Barack Obama.
    Clinton, who's fighting to become the first woman in the Oval Office, mounted a surprisingly strong showing after bracing for a second defeat following her devastating third-place showing in Iowa.
    Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. greets a familiar face. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Elise Amendola
    Republican John McCain also nabbed a major comeback victory, putting him solidly back in his party's nomination race.
    While Obama, vying to make history as the first black U.S. president, scored big among independents and voters between 18 and 24, Clinton attracted lower-income voters and seniors and did best among voters citing the economy as their top concern.
    But a big factor for Clinton was women voters, who had gone over to Obama in large numbers in Iowa. Nearly half in New Hampshire were once again supporting her, while Obama got only a third.






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    Crap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    Homer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young layers (hens) called 'pullets,' and 10 roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced.


    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone, so he could tell from a ding how each rooster was performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report by just listening to the bells.


    Homer's favorite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen, but one morning he noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all! When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.


    To Homer's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one. Homer was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.

    The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the No-Bell Piece Prize, but they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.


    Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they weren't paying attention. Vote carefully this year...the bells are not always audible.
    opps, I meant to post this in the joke thread. But I do prefer the old bird in this election, and I do not mean biden!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tornadospotter View Post
    opps, I meant to post this in the joke thread. But I do prefer the old bird in this election, and I do not mean biden!
    Did you say bird???


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    Smart Politick'n:

    http://taxcut.barackobama.com/


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    Did I do that? Yes, yes I did.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan View Post
    That calculator can spit out any number it wants to. Until I see each number completely broken down, I don't buy it.
    THAT quarterback is NOT a Pro Bowl quarterback. Never was and never will be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guru View Post
    That calculator can spit out any number it wants to. Until I see each number completely broken down, I don't buy it.
    Fair enough. You have to admit though; that's one ingenious bit of political advertising.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan View Post
    Fair enough. You have to admit though; that's one ingenious bit of political advertising.
    Funny how "ingenious" gets applied to swindlers too. He's a good salesman. I'll give him that. Unfortunately, it is one of the biggest reasons I don't trust anything he says.

    He is buying votes with misinformation. That is all.
    THAT quarterback is NOT a Pro Bowl quarterback. Never was and never will be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guru View Post
    Funny how "ingenious" gets applied to swindlers too. He's a good salesman. I'll give him that. Unfortunately, it is one of the biggest reasons I don't trust anything he says.

    He is buying votes with misinformation. That is all.
    Yep, you're right. Call the people in charge of Mt. Rushmore; I demand that the 'ingeniousness' of Keating and McCain be immortalized forever!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth CarlSatan View Post
    Yep, you're right. Call the people in charge of Mt. Rushmore; I demand that the 'ingeniousness' of Keating and McCain be immortalized forever!

    You think I WANT to vote for McCain? I hate both options. But I also consider a vote for a 3rd party to be a complete waste of a vote. If I can't vote FOR somebody I will at the very least vote AGAINST somebody.
    THAT quarterback is NOT a Pro Bowl quarterback. Never was and never will be.

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