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    Default The ONLY political and religious thread allowed on Chiefscrowd

    Clinton, McCain emerge as comeback winners in New Hampshire primary



    WASHINGTON - Democrat Hillary Clinton pulled off an unexpected narrow victory in New Hampshire on Tuesday, dramatically rescuing her bid for the White House in a tense battle with Barack Obama.
    Clinton, who's fighting to become the first woman in the Oval Office, mounted a surprisingly strong showing after bracing for a second defeat following her devastating third-place showing in Iowa.
    Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y. greets a familiar face. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS/Elise Amendola
    Republican John McCain also nabbed a major comeback victory, putting him solidly back in his party's nomination race.
    While Obama, vying to make history as the first black U.S. president, scored big among independents and voters between 18 and 24, Clinton attracted lower-income voters and seniors and did best among voters citing the economy as their top concern.
    But a big factor for Clinton was women voters, who had gone over to Obama in large numbers in Iowa. Nearly half in New Hampshire were once again supporting her, while Obama got only a third.






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    Quote Originally Posted by hermhater View Post
    Word!
    Agreed!

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    Default Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

    Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

    Here is a little test that will help you decide.

    The answer can be found by posing the following question:


    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife
    and two small children.

    Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife
    comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,
    screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
    knife, and charges at you.

    You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
    You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What
    do you do?



    Democrat's Answer
    :

    Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    Does the man look poor or oppressed?
    Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire
    him to attack?
    Could we run away?
    What does my wife think?
    What about the kids?
    Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock
    the knife out of his hand?
    What does the law say about this situation?
    Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
    Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind
    of message does this send to society and to my children?
    Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
    Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
    content just to wound me?
    If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
    family get away while he was stabbing me?
    Should I call
    9-1-1?
    Why is this street so deserted?
    We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and
    make this happier, healthier street that would
    discourage such behavior.
    This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with
    some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


    Republican's Answer:


    BANG!



    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! Click
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
    Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
    Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
    Wife: "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!



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    Republican-One shot 1 kill!
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    I'm out..

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    Republican - It may take awhile, but we can build enough prisons for the remaining 98% of the nation.

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    Why doesn't the terrorist have a bomb?
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    Default Who needs more prisons?

    Just have all our states inforce this policy..No exceptions period!!
    Quote Originally Posted by chief31 View Post
    Republican - It may take awhile, but we can build enough prisons for the remaining 98% of the nation.
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    That is freakin funny!!! great joke!!!!!


    It almost has me forgetting the picture in my head of the electric chair...... Thanks for the nightmares.
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    Wink It is not a joke!

    You want the website? Or others like it? I am serious about Capital punishment!
    Quote Originally Posted by tammietailgator View Post
    That is freakin funny!!! great joke!!!!!


    It almost has me forgetting the picture in my head of the electric chair...... Thanks for the nightmares.
    The only Racing Team that matters-HENDRICK MotorSports. 24\48\88\5.. I need another! :please: :
    I'm out..

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    Let's ask Obama. Maybe he'll have something nice to say to the terrorist so that he won't attack. Apparently, all we have to do is talk to these enemies of ours and they'll stop hating us. OBAMA is SO smart. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

    Talking is good. It served us well under Clinton. We kept our nose out of the middle east and they left us alone....well, except for the 6 year planning of the whole hijacking planes and flying them into buildings thing.

    Who knows, if Clinton hadn't bent over and taken it in the A$$ from Saddam and invaded that country in the 90's, we could have all our troops home by now and perhaps a couple more towers in New York.

    But hey, maybe we're just LUCKY the misunderstanding islamic terrorists who hate us only because of W, haven't attacked in 7 years.

    Thank God Obama is going to be our next president! If only someone could just sit down and talk to these people, maybe they'll stop hating and attacking us.

    <<<<<SARCASM>>>>>>

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    Quote Originally Posted by texaschief View Post
    Let's ask Obama. Maybe he'll have something nice to say to the terrorist so that he won't attack. Apparently, all we have to do is talk to these enemies of ours and they'll stop hating us. OBAMA is SO smart. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

    Talking is good. It served us well under Clinton. We kept our nose out of the middle east and they left us alone....well, except for the 6 year planning of the whole hijacking planes and flying them into buildings thing.

    Who knows, if Clinton hadn't bent over and taken it in the A$$ from Saddam and invaded that country in the 90's, we could have all our troops home by now and perhaps a couple more towers in New York.

    But hey, maybe we're just LUCKY the misunderstanding islamic terrorists who hate us only because of W, haven't attacked in 7 years.

    Thank God Obama is going to be our next president! If only someone could just sit down and talk to these people, maybe they'll stop hating and attacking us.

    <<<<<SARCASM>>>>>>
    ...Ya think??? :p

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