A elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in Oakland and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, she explains to her
class that she is a Raider's fan. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they, too, are Raider fans. Everyone in the class
raises their hand expect one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
didn't you raise your hand?"
"Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well if your not a Raiders
fan, then who are you a fan of?"
"I'm a Kansas City Chief fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears.
"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Kansas City Chief fan?"
"Because my mom and dad are from Kansas City, and my mom is a
Kansas City Chief fan and my dad is a Kansas City Chief fan, so I'm a Kansas City Chief fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's
no reason for you to be a Kansas City Chief fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and
you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be
"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Oakland Raider fan."
Last edited by prough91; 01-20-2008 at 01:11 AM.
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