A joke i got today in my email! so sad

[CHIEFS_FN_ROCK]

With the coming tornado season in mind we are
announcing the new KANSAS CITY AREA TORNADO PROCEDURE.
Please head directly to Arrowhead Stadium as soon as
the tornado warning is in effect. We are certain that
there is no possible way a touchdown could occur
there. Thank you.

[AkChief49]

all very funny!!!

[PawnshopMarimba]

Old as hell, but still a favorite of mine:

Bad news: I went outside to my car the other day to find 4 tickets tucked underneath the windshield wiper


Worse news: They were Chiefs tickets.

[hermhater]

Old as hell, but still a favorite of mine:

Bad news: I went outside to my car the other day to find 4 tickets tucked underneath the windshield wiper


Worse news: They were Chiefs tickets.

I still have my Chiefs tickets (thanks YZILLA) from the Titans game.

They didn't even bother taking the stubs!

[Chiefster]

How about I place this thread were it belongs.

[tammietailgator]

A elementary school teacher starts a new job at a school in Oakland and,
trying to make a good impression on her first day, she explains to her
class that she is a Raider's fan. She asks her students to raise
their hands if they, too, are Raider fans. Everyone in the class
raises their hand expect one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Raiders fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well if your not a Raiders
fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Kansas City Chief fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Kansas City Chief fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Kansas City, and my mom is a
Kansas City Chief fan and my dad is a Kansas City Chief fan, so I'm a Kansas City Chief fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's
no reason for you to be a Kansas City Chief fan. You don't have to be just like
your parents all the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and
you dad was a drug dealer and car thief, what would you be
then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Oakland Raider fan."

A guy out watching the ku mu game sat night had a similar shirt on that had that on the back... except ku fan vs mu fan :)

[Canada]

I still have my Chiefs tickets (thanks YZILLA) from the Titans game.

They didn't even bother taking the stubs!

I but a pack of trading cards at the stadium every time I go to a game and then frame with the ticket stubs. They look pretty good!!

[hermhater]

I but a pack of trading cards at the stadium every time I go to a game and then frame with the ticket stubs. They look pretty good!!

That kicks ***! I can't wait to come up and see your garage!

[Canada]

That kicks ***! I can't wait to come up and see your garage!

Anytime brother, just gimme some warning. I might take a little saving to stock enough beer for both of us!!

[hermhater]

Anytime brother, just gimme some warning. I might take a little saving to stock enough beer for both of us!!

I'll bring Natty Lite!

[Canada]

I'll bring Natty Lite!

Please don't